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Monday, August 16, 2010

Cid shayari 2

Cid shayari 2


Arz kiya hai......

usko apne pyaar ka izhaar karu kaise........

usko apne pyaar ka izhaar karu kaise..............

DAya pata lagao, aakhir ye khoon hua kaise...!






Holy Pe Khile Phool or Palash !!!!!.
Holy Pe Khile Phool or Palash !!!!! . . . . .
Oh My God, Abhijeet!!! Ek Aur Laash!!!!





Dr.Salunkhe gaa raha Dr.Tarika ke saath kohi geet...

Dr.Salunkhe gaa raha Dr.Tarika ke saath kohi geet...

*Wah Wah Wah Wah*...Kuch toh gadbad hai...Abhijeet!!!



Udati hui chidya ko goli mat maro
wah wah
Udati hui chidya ko goli mat maro
daya aru abhijit pura mumbai chan maro.



phool insano se jyada khubsurat hote haiwahhh wahhhhhh...
phool insano se jyada khubsurat hote hai
wahhh wahhhh
Abhijit bola:
"dr.Sarika hr insan ke fingrprint
alag ku hote hai!!!!"



Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
.
.
Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
.
.
.
ACP bola'Muzhe pehle se tumpe shaq tha..'



ek KARIGAR jor jor se pattharon ko todta hai
ek KARIGAR jor jor se pattharon ko todta hai

ACP bola DAYA khuni kitna bhi chalak ho koin na koin suragh chodta hi hai
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14 comments:

  1. AnonymousAugust 21, 2010 at 1:00 PM

    Majdoor ne raste mein gehra khadda khoda....
    Majdoor ne raste mein gehra khadda khoda....

    Pradhyuman ne Daya ki behen ko jor jor se Choda...

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  2. Siddhant SatoskarAugust 21, 2010 at 1:01 PM

    This comment has been removed by the author.

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  3. John SmithAugust 21, 2010 at 1:10 PM

    Dr. Salunkhe ne khola laash ka khopda...
    Abhijeet ki girlfriend hai priyanka chopda...

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  4. John SmithAugust 21, 2010 at 1:14 PM

    Pradhyuman : marne wale laut ke wapis nahi aate..
    agar aate toh hum Daya ki ma ko na khaate ?

    Daya : Sir, aap hudh paar kar rahe hai...
    Abhijeet : par daya ke ma-behen kyu mar rahe hai ?

    Daya : Sir, Main CID chhod dunga...
    ACP : Main teri behen ko chod lunga...

    Daya : Bas ab bahut hua... Main Jaa raha hu...
    Fredriks : abhi toilet mein mat ana.... Main Naha raha hu....

    Abhijeet : humein iski behen ko zinda dabochna hoga....
    ACP : Par uske liye pehle use kone kone mein khojna hoga...

    Daya : Aaj se main Darwaza nahi Todunga....
    Aur tum dono ki Ma-behen Chodunga....!

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  5. John SmithAugust 21, 2010 at 1:20 PM

    Dr. Salunkhe : Laash ki umar toh bahut kum lagti hai....

    ACP : Daya ki ma Item Bum lagti hai...

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  6. John SmithAugust 21, 2010 at 1:26 PM

    ACP : Ye khooni ab tak do khoon kar chuka hai....
    Abhijeet : Dr. Tarika, aapke blouse pe koi thooka hai !

    Daya : Laaiye mein saaf kar deta hu...Aur aapke boobs muh mein leta hu...

    ACP : Daya, ye kya mazaak laga rakha hai...
    Daya : Sir kya aapne pehle aisa doodh chakha hai ?

    Tarika : Ye zaroor kisiki sazish hai...
    Fredriks : are yeh toh har kisiki khwahish hai !

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  7. Siddhant SatoskarAugust 21, 2010 at 1:33 PM

    lol! dude you are hilarious.
    I was posting in marathi so i deleted but anyway here it goes..

    yere yere pavsa tula deto paisa,
    acp pradhyuman mhanala chyamayla ye khun hua hi kaisa.

    hope you guys write in marathi and other langurge also.
    thanks you
    siddhant

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  8. Deepak KumarSeptember 13, 2010 at 8:16 AM

    This comment has been removed by the author.

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  9. SanketSeptember 14, 2010 at 1:06 AM

    Laalu aur bhaalu ki baat kaise hui
    waah waah

    Laalu aur bhaalu ki baat kaise hui
    waah waah

    ACP bola:
    Saaluke iski maut kaise hui

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  10. SanketSeptember 14, 2010 at 1:07 AM

    Commentator bola - aaj pitch geeli thi
    waah waah

    Commentator bola - aaj pitch par geeli thi
    waah waah


    ACP bola: Saaluke, laash beach par mili thi

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  11. John SmithSeptember 21, 2010 at 2:36 PM

    Tarika boli Daya is a piece of Dog's shit..
    Tarika boli Daya is a piece of Dog's shit..

    Sabse pyara hai mera boyfriend Abhijeet !

    CID ke paas hai Talwar, Gupti aur Gun..
    CID ke paas hai Talwar, Gupti aur Gun..

    Sabse bada chutiya hai ACP Pardhyuman !


    Daya : Mujrim humein chakma deke bhaag gaya...
    ACP : Tu tera wajan kum kar be Daya !


    ACP ne apne bachche ko hi maar dala...
    ACP ne apne bachche ko hi maar dala...
    Pata nahi ye Fredricks kaise hai itna Kala !


    Fredricks ki skin jaise ho kala dambar..
    Fredricks ki skin jaise ho kala dambar..
    Udipi restaurant mein milega Idli Sambhar.


    CID ka Senior officer; Main Daya Hu...
    CID ka Senior officer; Main Daya Hu...
    Darwaaze todte todte mein thak gaya hu.


    Bollywood ka badshah Shahrukh khan hai Hakla..
    Bollywood ka badshah Shahrukh khan hai Hakla..
    Chand ki Roshni mein chamke Pradhyuman ka Takla !

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  12. AnonymousSeptember 25, 2010 at 4:31 PM

    Dance bar mein jaake bola
    Sexy hai tera badan....
    Dance bar mein jaake bola
    Sexy hai tera badan....
    Bar Girl Boli -
    ACP - tharki no.1

    Shaadi ke din alag hi hota hai,
    Woh Gham Judai ka....
    Shaadi ke din alag hi hota hai,
    Woh Gham Judai ka....
    Shaadi ke raat alag hi hota hai,
    Woh Maza Chudai Ka !

    Bhaagne ke baad hoti hai itni thakaan,
    jaise, Sardaro ki basti mein Naayi ki Dukan !


    Fredrix ka baap hai sabse bada chutiya,
    bata mujrim, tune ye khoon Q kiya !

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  13. NitinOctober 27, 2010 at 5:15 AM

    Chor bolta hai mujhe chod do!!!
    Chor bolta hai mujhe chod do!!!

    Piche se aavaaz aati hai "Daya darvaza tod do"!!

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  14. PITTERJanuary 25, 2011 at 6:28 AM

    HUM SWAGAT KARTE HAIN CHAI PILA KE

    HUM SWAGAT KARTE HAIN CHAI PILA KE

    ACP CASE SOLVE KARTE HAIN HAATH HILA KE

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