Q: Why the kela(banana) is very sad?
A: Because it is a-kela(alone)
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A lady teacher in a primary school:
teacher: Kids, What does a chicken give you?
derp: Eggs
teacher: Good children. What does a fat pig give you?
derp:Becon
teacher: Very Good derp, What doea a fat cow give you?
derp: Homeworks.
A: Because it is a-kela(alone)
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A lady teacher in a primary school:
teacher: Kids, What does a chicken give you?
derp: Eggs
teacher: Good children. What does a fat pig give you?
derp:Becon
teacher: Very Good derp, What doea a fat cow give you?
derp: Homeworks.
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What did the cat say when the girl slipped ?
Meow-Meow....aur kya bolegi
Meow-Meow....aur kya bolegi
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Teacher was explaining a diagram in the class and all the students were looking in the text-book. To catch their attention, she drew the diagram on the board and said "Don't look at book figure, look at my figure"......
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QA Girl asks while showing her index finger, if this is Pankaj then what is this (bending her index finger)?
A Pankaj Udhas.
A Pankaj Udhas.
Q.I walked up to a tramp today and said, "If you answer this question correctly, you will be in with a chance of winning one million pounds. Would you like to try?"
Her eyes lit up, "Yes please!"
I said, "Right then. What is 50p + 50p?"
He screamed, "One Pound!"
So I give her one pound and told her to go buy a lottery ticket.
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Q.Teacher: Right class I want you all to think of a sentence that uses the word 'contagious'. Sarah you have a go.
Sarah: My sister has a cold and I think it's contagious.
Teacher: Good. Now Kate.
Kate: My cousin's laugh is really contagious.
Teacher: Excellent. Billy your turn.
Billy: My Dad was painting the fence on Saturday, and it took the c*nt ages.
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Her eyes lit up, "Yes please!"
I said, "Right then. What is 50p + 50p?"
He screamed, "One Pound!"
So I give her one pound and told her to go buy a lottery ticket.
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Q.Teacher: Right class I want you all to think of a sentence that uses the word 'contagious'. Sarah you have a go.
Sarah: My sister has a cold and I think it's contagious.
Teacher: Good. Now Kate.
Kate: My cousin's laugh is really contagious.
Teacher: Excellent. Billy your turn.
Billy: My Dad was painting the fence on Saturday, and it took the c*nt ages.
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Q.A tortoise went into a police station and said, "Help, I've just been mugged by 3 snails".
The policeman said, "Can you describe them?"
The tortoise said, "No, it all happened so fast!"
The policeman said, "Can you describe them?"
The tortoise said, "No, it all happened so fast!"
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