Tiger Kills Goat.
Hipopotamus Sees It. Tiger Asks Hipo Not To Tell This In Court.
But Hippo Refuses.
Tiger :- Why So?
Hippo Said, BCOZ HIPS DONT LIE!
whats the name of the girl who is small n has small heart????
asha.......confused?
dil hai chotasa,...chotisi asha!!!!
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.
Khargosh ke SSC me 75% aur kachue ke 50% marks aaye,
Phir bhi kachue Ka admission college Me ho Gaya.
Kaise?
SPORTS QUOTA..
Bachpan me race nahi jeeti?
US Tourist: Any great man born here?
Santa: No Sir, only babies.
Why does a man with broken heart does not need general knowledge?
=> Coz, jab dil hi tut gaya to jeeke (G.K) kya karega
opposite of real ??
Coconut... coz its na-real
[mumbai pj]
Wht is d Opposite of Jogeshwari?
Jogesh Dnt Wry!! :-)
Nw Tel,
Wht is d Opp. of Churchgate?
Eros Theater!!
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