Normal working day in the life of a engineer

8:30 AM: wake up
8:45AM : Tough decision ; To bath or not.
8:50AM: Have To.
9:15AM: Punch in.
9:20AM: Check Mail.
9:25AM: Check Again just in case...
9:30AM: Since It is already 9:30 wait for tea (9:45AM).
9:45AM: TEA party.
10:00AM:Check Mail.
10:05AM:Check again. Can'nt Believe that no mail has come. Is every body
dead or what.
10:20AM: Sudden feeling of loneliness and dsperation. Turn around to
look for some body (Any body) to talk to.
10:30AM: Found a guy testing something. Feel real pity for his
pathetic,boring and useless existence.
10:40AM:Sudden urge to get some work done and fast. Start looking for
the file. (Can't remember it's name)
11:00AM: Boss summons in his office. Bad sign.
11:30AM: How the hell am i suppose to remember everything. Why should I
be responsible for everything that goes bad.
11:45AM: Try to locate a scape goat. No body around.
12:00AM: Mood is really bad decide to postpone work till after lunch.
12:30AM: lunch
1:00PM: Lunch over.
1:10PM: Go for a smoke. Can't even smoke in this god forsaken place.
1:35PM: Back from a smoke. It was good. I even did not paid for the cig.
the other chap is so foolish.
1:50PM:Mood is good. Decide to go to DesiBoyZ Masala. Real sleazy
thoughts.
2:30PM: Feeling real sleepy after such a mammoth mental effort.
2:45PM: Tea Time.
3:00PM: Chat and discuss with collegue on the bad state of the company.
Blame every body for incompetence and laziness.
4:00PM: A guy from testing comes for help. (Jerk)
4:11PM:Try to look busy.
4:12PM: He is asking for a technical help. (Real jerk).
4:15PM: After really making him beg for help decide to take a look.
4:50PM: No solution found. Really angry on the guy for getting myself
involve.
4:55PM: Sudenly boss is spotted in the neighbouring area. Try make as
much loud noise as possible with some obscure technical jargon thrown in.
5:00PM: Boss has gone back to his den. Coast is clear.
5:05PM: Blame the problem on RnD.
5:10PM: Check mail. "Yes" a mail has finally arrived.
5:13PM:It's a silly joke and old too. But it felt good.
5:14PM: a quick dash for gate.
5:15PM: Third in punching out.
5:25PM: Reached Room.
5:26PM: TV on. No worth while program.
8:30PM: Still no worth while program. Every body is getting lazy and
irreseposible what will happen to this world GOD help us. Curse goverment and
RnD.
8:45PM: Food arrives. Pretty bad and stinking.
8:48PM: Dinner finished.
8:50PM:bay watch. At last some quality.
11:30PM:Mtv Grind. Hmm things are looking up.
12:45PM: Today there were really good programs.
1:46PM: decide to sleep. Tough day ahead.