Silly SMS jokes , funny sms jokes part 2

Newton in romantic mood-
"Love can neither be created,
Nor be destroyed. Only it can b
transfered from 1 girlfrnd to another girlfrnd,
with some loss of money."

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"change cannot be given to you everytime."
"You only Must Bring d Change..."
Great lines said by...

Bus Conductor...
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UNIVERSAL TRUTH:
If a boy opens the door of his car for his girlfriend. .
Then. .
Either the 'girlfrnd' is new or the 'car'. . !!
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Ek Budha Ek ladki se Takraya....
Budha: Sorry...
Ladki: Andha hai kya.....Dikhta nah!!
Jaise hi aage badhi, Ek handsome ladka us ladki se takra gaya...
Ladka: Sorry...
Ladki: It's okay!!
Budha ladki se bolta hai "MERI SORRY KI SPELLING GALAT THI KYA??"
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Log kehte hai ki 40,000/- ka royal paint lagaye to ghar rangeen dikhta he.
Are pagal 100/-ki ROYAL STAG piyo, sara shehar rangeen dikhega..!

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A good discussion is like a MINI SKIRT.
Short enough to pertain interest and
long enough to cover the subject.
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When There Is a Long Gap Between Engagement & Marriage,
Who Is Most Benefited ?
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Boy
No
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Girl
No
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It's The
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Mobile Company!
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Jis chehre ko dekh kar haste the hum, aaj usine "Rula diya" khud ne to phone kiya nahi,
humne kiya to
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caller tune,"Tuje Bhula Diya"
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1 Kanjus blade se haat chir raha tha..
uski biwi boli:
kya kar rahe ho!?!
kanjus bola:
Dettol gir gaya tha,
socha q barbad karu,
haat chir k lagalu. !!!!!!!
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Rab kare aap ko sab miley
Himmat
Izzat
Rupaiya
Bungalow
Style
Smile
Personality
Popularity
Car
Pyar
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Ab bhi button daba rahe ho
LAALCHI.
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