Poor jokes extreme torture

Q - In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level of the pond increases. How?


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Yes you can................


No??? Cmon..


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A - The other 9 fish are crying.................


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Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) : Phulwa, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling on the wall when all of a sudden, Phulwa started to sing a song. The moment Phulwa stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri fell down from the wall !!!. WHY ???


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coz, they all started clapping !!!!

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Ek Aur PJ Isse kehte hain.........

Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai.Lecture ke baad use bhookh lagti hai.so he goes to the canteen.canteen mein gattu ek pav leta hai. jaise hi woh pav khane ke liye uthata hai to dekhta hai ki uski plate mein "jannat" likha hai.
To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai ki gattu jiska lecture attend karke aa
raha hai! , us professor ka naam kya hai???

guess

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The answer is :Ishq Ki Chhaon. 

Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon"
"Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi....


Don't scratch ur head, this is a song from the film "Dil Se" - Jinke sar
ko ishq ki chaon paon ke neeche jannat hogi; chaiyya chaiyya song 


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What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?
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HASINA ! (Hasi Naa)



Whatz a PJ ?
Obviously "a poor joke"




Whatz a (P + i J)?





- A "complex poor joke" 


Why don't people laugh on a "complex poor joke" ?

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Bcoz the joke part of it is 
imaginary.
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Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?






Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER.......using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette 



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Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win
Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette 


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Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)

"TIP TIP barsa Pani.

Pani ne aag lagayee." 

us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".
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A railway station beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer. 
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question?






Answer is ?
"So, which platform are you working on?"
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Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and want to get married, but cannot.Why?







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Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal