Q: What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A: A stick.
Q: How is a lawyer different from a hooker?
A: There are some things a hooker just won't do.
Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, the sockets go with the house.
Q: What do you call a man with a car on his head?
A: Jack
Q: What's Black and Brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A: A Doberman.
Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn." A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK!
Q: What do you call a lawyer skydiving?
A: A skeet.
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mother.
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
A: A stick.
Q: How is a lawyer different from a hooker?
A: There are some things a hooker just won't do.
Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, the sockets go with the house.
Q: What do you call a man with a car on his head?
A: Jack
Q: What's Black and Brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A: A Doberman.
Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn." A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK!
Q: What do you call a lawyer skydiving?
A: A skeet.
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mother.
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
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