sardar ji to his
friend: Yar bari
ka 100 RS laiti hay ..
friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 50
0RS laiti hay.
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A sardar was running
with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when anoth
er sardar asked him,
O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj
rya vain, pernam
singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free d
elivery hondi aaa.
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Munna Bhai > Abay
Sirkit,
Jaa baajo walay ghar
say Doctor ko bula ke laa,
meri tabiat kharab
ho reli hai.
Sirkit > par Bhai
aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna Bhai >
Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada ha
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taxi driver:madam me
abtak 10 pregnant ladkiyo ko airport chhod chuka hoon. Girl:
But i am not
pregnant.Driver;Abhi tak
airportkaha aaya
hai????
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Teacher Kisses Ko
Sentence Main
Is Tarah Istamal
Karo K Word Kiss Bhi
Na Aaye Aur Meaning
Aajae
Student Aaj Subah
Subah
Begam Se Buhat Munh
Maari Hui
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Santa: Should i buy
tickets to my children.
Conductor: Yes only
if they are above 8.
Santa: Thank god i
have only 6 children
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Santa Ricksey wale
se :- Oy Railway Station Jayega.
Reckse wala:- hanji.
Santa:- To jao n
yaha kyo khare ho.
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Son : Daddy, aap Egypt
Father : Kabhi nahi!
Kyu?
Son : Aapko Mummy
kahaam se mili?
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bhikhArI- das paise
kA savAl hai, bAbujI das paise kA . .
bAbujI- are
CUM-se-CUM merI aukAt dekhakar mANg,
kyA das paise mANg
rahA hai.
bhikhArI- bAbujI ek
rupaye kA savAl hai.
bAbujI- abe apanI aukAt dekhakar
mANg.
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Class me 2 Ladkiya,
1 gori
1 kali.
Kali Gori se:Tu
konsi cream lagati he?
Gori:FAIR &
LOVELY or tum?
Piche baita SANTA
bola
Cherry Blosm.
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Santa Ne Najaiz Ghar
Banaya Ksi Ne Mashwara Dia
Ghar K Bahar Aisi
Chowking Kardo K Police Samjhe ki Porana Ghar Hai
Santa Ne Dewar Pe
Likha
Anarkali Ko Riha Kro
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Chuha-mujse shadi
krogi?
Sherni-apni aukat me
reh.
Chuha-aukat ki baat
mat kar,
confidence dekh.
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Santa Banta ko Yaar lag raha hai menu bird flue ho gaya
Banta :-> Tenu
keda pata
Santa :-> Yaar
mera hai na kal se udne ko man kar raha hai.
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Santa throw his
mobile in samundar & bola Aa aa upar aa
His friend ask pani
me se upar kaise aayega.
Santa bola Kyon nahi aayega DOLPHIN jo hai.
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Doctor patient k
peche bhag raha tha.
Ek admi ne pocha kya
hua?
Doctor: 4 baar aisa
he hua hai sala brain ka operation karwane aata hai aur baal
katwa k chala jata
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Air hostess: Aap 1
gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko chein nahi hai?
SARDAR: Chain hai par khulti nahi
hai!!!
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Man: Dr Mujhe normal
potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti khayi to
roti,normal k liye
kya karu,
Dr: PoTTI KHA!!!!
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Doctor: Bachey ko
paani
dene se pehle boil
kar
lena chahiye
Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil karne se bacha
marr toh nahi jaye
ga!!
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Sardar Bunks office
n goes to home.
He saw his wife with
his boss.
He comes back
running office and says,
baap re, boss ne
dekh liya hota to maar daalta.
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Santa kissed his GF
in park
Gf: Plz ye sab
shaadi Ke Baad
Santa: Oh Soniye Dont
worry Im married
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Santa Cycle Ki Break
Hath Me Lekar Nach Raha Tha.
Man-Ye Kya Kar Rahe
Ho?
Santa-Oye! BREAK
DANCE
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Tchr: Bachho batao
billi
1 saath itne saare
bacche kaise paida karti hai?
Kid: Mam agar aap
road pe
billi ki tarha ghumo
to aap ko pata chal jayega!!
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wif: bus karo rat k
12 baje se kar rahe ho or subah ke 8 ho chuke hai.thake nahi
?
husbd: abhi to kuch
nahi kiya ab to din rat karuga q k.mere 1000 msg free hai.
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