TT To Sadhu: Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu : Jahan ram ka Janam hua tha..
TT : Ticket hai?
Sadhu : Nahin
TT: Chalo..
Sadhu : Kahan?
TT : Jahan Krishan ka Janam hua tha - JAIL mai.
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Question : Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?
Answer : Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal
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Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul,
I don't even have a big car like Rahul,
but I really Luv U!
Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.
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Sardar joined new job.
1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked : "what you did till evening?"
Sardar : "Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright."
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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaari gaadi to
petrol se start hoti hai.
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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April and the conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/- ,took the ticket and said " April fool. I have a pass."
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