Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised?
A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!
Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Q: What did One gay sperm say to another?
A: How do we find an egg in all of this crap?
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Q. What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?
A. Bingo!
Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?
A. Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself.
Q: How does every ethnic joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.
Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job?
A: The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blow job.
Q: How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
A: Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!
Q: What did the Indian say to the white woman when she tied his penis in a knot?
A: "How Come?"
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