Computer Movers Bhola and Herolal

Bhola and Herolal are employed in a computer hardware store as movers.
One day both of them are asked to move some computers. Herolal being
energetic that day doesn't feel the computer to be heavy at all. At the same
time he sees that Bhola is struggling very hard to lift his computer.

At this Herolal says,
"What Bhola, my comp has 500 MB HardDisk and urs has just 250, even then u
cannot lift it ???"
At this Bhola thinks for a while and replies,
"Thats right, but my HardDisk is full and urs is empty"

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said,
"If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up
the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you
kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for
one week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned
it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back
into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the man
took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful
princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why
won't you kiss me?"

The man said, "Look, I'm a software engineer, I don't have time for a
girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."