Santa banta hindi jokes

Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,

Ladke bhi unke saath the

Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya:

HUMARI MAANGE

Pichhe se awaaz aayi:

SINDUR SE BHARO

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Teacher : Santa and Banta!why you reached school late today?

Santa : Madam, I lost a one rupee coin and I was searching for it.

Teacher : Banta, what about you?

Banta : Madam. .., I was not able to move .because I was hiding that coin under m

y feet.

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Teacher : Santa! Make a sentence using Neither-Nor.

Santa : When girls wear tight fitting dresses, NEiTHER are they

comfortable, NOR are we!

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Teacher : Santa ye batao tense kitne tarah ke hote hai?

Santa : Teen maidam.

Teacher : Teeno ke ek-ek example batao.

Santa : Madam, meine kal aapki beti ko dekha tha. Aaj mein ussey pyar karta hu a

ur kal mein ussey bhaga kar le jaunga.

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Santa ek black aur ek white shocks pehenkar school aata hai.

Madam : Ghar jao aur moje badalkar aao.

Santa : Koi fayda nahi, waha bhi ek black aur ek white moja hi rakha hai.

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Ek baar Santa ka Gadha lapata ho jata hai

Wo mandir me jakar bhagwan ki murti k samne der tak prarthana karta hai.

Yeh dekhkar Banta ussey puchta hai, Santa kya tum bhagwan se ye prarthana kar rah

e ho

ki tumhara gadha tumhe mil jaye?.

Santa : nahi yaar, mein to bhagwan ka sukriya ada kar raha tha ki unke

kripa se mein gadhe par sawar nahi tha, nahi to mein bhi lapata ho jata!

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what is the cube of 13?

Its : SUROOR

wandaring how?

thats bcoz.

TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR

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who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?

.sita with ravan

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wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?

Ans: Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya