Q.What's a PJ ?
Answer: Obviously "a poor joke"
Question: What's a (P + i J)?
Answer: "complex poor joke"
But why don't people laugh on a "complex poor joke" ?
A. Because the joke part of it is imaginary.
Q.What did one elephant comment when a she-elephant passed by a group of elephants?
A.3600-2400-3600
Q. You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette.
You don't have anything else with you in the boat?
How will you do it?
A.Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette.
Another deadly answer:
Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette
Q. A railway station beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question?
A."So, which platform are you working on?"
Q: What happened to the fireproof, unbreakable, shockproof, waterproof watch?
A: I lost it.
What is height of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.
Answer: Obviously "a poor joke"
Question: What's a (P + i J)?
Answer: "complex poor joke"
But why don't people laugh on a "complex poor joke" ?
A. Because the joke part of it is imaginary.
Q.What did one elephant comment when a she-elephant passed by a group of elephants?
A.3600-2400-3600
Q. You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette.
You don't have anything else with you in the boat?
How will you do it?
A.Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette.
Another deadly answer:
Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette
Q. A railway station beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question?
A."So, which platform are you working on?"
Q: What happened to the fireproof, unbreakable, shockproof, waterproof watch?
A: I lost it.
What is height of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.
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