Insanely deadly poor jokes

i’ll write a book an pjs and dedicate it to whom? our president….why
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coz he is mr. a.P.J.abdul kalam
 
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what is the vector form of sridevi???? JJJJ
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(u must have studied vector algebra to know its answer)

ANS : – TABU!!!!
confused???? why????
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. sridevi did chandni and tabu did chandni bar!!!!!


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What would Dharmendra say to Hema Malini if he wants to tell her to
call him up…?
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Ring De Basanti )
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A dentist was examining a patient having a highly contageous deadly
disease….
As soon he opens the patients mouth the disease gets transferred to the
doctor… how??
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…Because the patient had a bluetooth!!


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three cockroaches were going on the road, suddenly one of them started
singing the song — AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE.
Few mins later, all the three cockroaches died……any idea why?????
COZ the song is HIT…




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Once in MIT, there was an Indian student.
He was very briliant, and his General Knowledge (GK) was excellent.
He won every Quiz in the institute .... Once he fell in love with a
Phirang i girl...
He proposed the girl, but She straight way rejected him ... calling him
Bloody Desi...
So after this, his GK fell drastically, and he stopped taking part in Quiz
and all.....
Now, u tell me the reason ... WHY ???
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becoz,

Jab Dil hee toot gaya....
toh GK kya karenge ...