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Sardar to doctor: Jab mein sota hu to mere sapne me monkeys football khelte hai.

Dr: Koi baat nahi ye medicine sone se pehle kha lena.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga, aaj to final hai!!!

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A sardar had a baby after 3 months of marriage. He suspected

and asked to his wife, Ye 3 month me hi baccha kaise hua?

Wife Replied : Tumhari shaadi ko kitne din hue?

Sardar : Three months

Wife : Aur meri shaadi ko?

Sardar : 3 months.

Wife : Aur bacha kitne month ke baad?

Sardar : 3 months.

Wife : Total kitne months hue?

Sardar : Oye 9 months & start dancing Balle Balle!!!!

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Ek sarder ne air-hostess se kaha, Aapki shakal meri biwi

se bahut milti hai.

Air-hostess ne ye sunte hi zordaar thappad uske muh pe mara

Sardar foran bola : Aadat bhi bahut milti hai

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Ek din Santa jungle se gujar raha tha

Chudail ne use roka aur kaha : Ho ho ho Ha ha haMein Chudail hu.

Sardar : Menu pata haikyunki teri ek behen meri biwi hai!

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Ek chor Sardar jee k mobile ko lekar bhag raha tha.

Sardar hasne laga

Banta : Wo tumhare mobile ko lekar bhag raha hai aur tum hans rahe ho.

Sardar : Bhagne do, charger to mere paas hai!

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Sardar ke radio me kuch problem ho gayi to aur kharab ho gaya

Usne radio khol kar dekha to ek mara hua chuha mila

Ye dekh kar sardar gussa ho gaya aur bola : Ye chalega kaise?

Sala singer hi mara pada hai

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what is the extreme limit of stupidity? Two Sardars sitting on a Rikshaw.,

and.,

fighting for a corner seat.

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A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar

replies :Oye ! No ideaIm new to this city..