A boxer’s wife is woken up by some weird noises coming from the living room. She wakes her husband up and tells him:
“Rocky! Wake up! I think somebody’s in the living room for a private boxing lesson!”
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“I’d like some vitamins for children, please.”
“What kind of vitamins? Is it A, B or C?”
“It doesn’t really matter! They haven’t learned how to read yet!”
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A newspaper boy keeps shouting on the street:
“Big scam! Big scam! 12 Victims!”
A man decides to buy the newspaper and while browsing it he discovers there is nothing inside it about a scam.
The boy keeps shouting even louder now:
“Big scam! Big scam! 13 victims!”
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Finding out that the Summer Olympics are closing in and there’s no glory like winning gold medals, Jerry applies to get in the Olympic team of his
country, promising he’ll bring home 7 gold medals. His application was approved, and in the second day Jerry managed indeed to get the 7 gold medals he wanted. He was apprehended later that day.
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Two old friends meet:
“Garry, what’s your job now?”
“I mimic termites.”
“How so?”
“I have to drill holes in the wood for a furniture factory”
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Deep breaths kill the germs. The question is how to you get them to breathe in deep?
What is the absolute inconvenient? It is born out of the association between will and diligence.
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“Doc, I’ve got memory problems”
“How did you notice that?”
“ Notice what...?”
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The teacher asks children at school what are they eating. When she asks Jerry, he answers:
“Tea”
“Only tea?”, asks the teacher
“Yes”
“Jerry, tomorrow the principle will come to talk with all of you. I want you to tell him you eat meat ok?”
“ok!”
The next day came, and the principal asked Jerry the same question. The child answered:
“Meat!”
“All day?”
“Yes!”
“And how much meat do you eat in one day?”
“Usually about three cups.”
“Rocky! Wake up! I think somebody’s in the living room for a private boxing lesson!”
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“What kind of vitamins? Is it A, B or C?”
“It doesn’t really matter! They haven’t learned how to read yet!”
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“Big scam! Big scam! 12 Victims!”
A man decides to buy the newspaper and while browsing it he discovers there is nothing inside it about a scam.
The boy keeps shouting even louder now:
“Big scam! Big scam! 13 victims!”
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Finding out that the Summer Olympics are closing in and there’s no glory like winning gold medals, Jerry applies to get in the Olympic team of his
country, promising he’ll bring home 7 gold medals. His application was approved, and in the second day Jerry managed indeed to get the 7 gold medals he wanted. He was apprehended later that day.
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“Garry, what’s your job now?”
“I mimic termites.”
“How so?”
“I have to drill holes in the wood for a furniture factory”
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What is the absolute inconvenient? It is born out of the association between will and diligence.
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“Doc, I’ve got memory problems”
“How did you notice that?”
“ Notice what...?”
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The teacher asks children at school what are they eating. When she asks Jerry, he answers:
“Tea”
“Only tea?”, asks the teacher
“Yes”
“Jerry, tomorrow the principle will come to talk with all of you. I want you to tell him you eat meat ok?”
“ok!”
The next day came, and the principal asked Jerry the same question. The child answered:
“Meat!”
“All day?”
“Yes!”
“And how much meat do you eat in one day?”
“Usually about three cups.”
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