Q: What's the definition of a teenager?
A: God's punishment for enjoying sex.
Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new "Stealth Condom?"
A: "They'll never see you coming."
Q: How is a woman like a road?
A: Both have manholes.
Q: What's the definition of a vagina?
A: The box a penis comes in.
Q: What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
A: Toys for Twats.
Q: What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?
A: S&M&M.
Q: Why do we have orgasms?
A: How else would we know when to stop?
Q: Define Transvestite:
A: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
Q: Mom's have Mother's Day. Fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
A: Palm Sunday.
Q: Why is being in the military like a blow job?
A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Q: There's no business like Show Business.
A: There's no job like a blow job.
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