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Yamraj asks 3 ladies -

Kabhi kiss kiya?

1st lady : Shadi se pehle.

Yamraj : Chal Nark me.

2nd Lady : Shaadi ke baad.

Yamraj : Chal Swarg me.

3rd Lady : Na pehle na baad me.

Yamraj : Chal kamre me!!!

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Doctor : Aab tabiyat kaisi hai?

Santa : Pehle se jyada kharab hai.

Doctor : Dawai khali thi?

Santa : Nahi dawai ki sishi to bhari hui thi.

Doctor : I mean dawai le li thi?

Santa : Ji aapne di to meine le li thi.

Doctor : Bewkoof dawai pee li thi?

Santa : Nahi dawai to laal thi.

Doctor : Abe gadhe dawai ko pee liya tha?

Santa : Nahi sir peelia to mujhe tha!!!

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Sardars Son - Papa jaldi-2 mera viya kra deo nahi ta main DAADI nal viya kra lavang

a.

Sardar:oye tu meri MAA nal viya krayenga.!

Son:-kyo tusi meri MAA nal ni krayea..

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Santa : Meri biwi mujhe chorr ke chali gayi.

Banta : Tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga.

Santa : Arre yaarSagi behen ki tarah rakhta tha usko!

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Santa : Preeto chal honeymoon te chaliye.

Preeto : Mein velli nahi, main halle kapde v dhone e, te pande vi manjne e, tusi

beeji nu le jao.

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English Teacher: One cute and young girl is walking on the road. Change this into

an punjabi exclamatory sentence.

Sardar student:- Oye,pataka !

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SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.

1.Strength: My wife, Jeeto.

2.Weakness: Bantas wife, Preeto.

3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.

4.Threat: When I am on tour!!!

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Santa : Yaar aaj mein bus ke peeche peecha daudkar three rupees bacha liye.

Banta : Kya yaar, tum to bahut murkh ho, agar taxi ke peeche bhagte to 100 rupee

s bachta!

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Air hostess: Aap 1 hours me 4 baar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko chein nahi ha

i?

Santa: Chain hai par khulti nahi hai!!!

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Wife: Please bike itni taze na chalao mujhey bahut dar lag raha hai.

Sardar: Agar tumhe bhi daar lag raha hai to meri tarah ankhein band karlo!!!