Rajni Jokes , rajnikant jokes

Que:> when does a calculator gives wrong answer?
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Ans:> when RAJNIKANTH uses it !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This morning I desired to know Rajnikant's age. This is what happened to me: (DONT' TRY THIS!)

I started counting back from this year - 2012. I counted 2011, 2010... 1950... 1640... passed the age of Roman empire... then babylonian... then the age of dinosaurs... the birth of our solar system... even passed the big bang... and still my count didn't stop until I arrived to 2012 from the other side. ≡:-O ~ Jonathan John


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People update status..
Via
Blackberry,
I-phone,
Ipad,
Windows phone,
etc..
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Rajnikant updates
via
Calculator ...;-):-P:-P


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Once Rajni wanted a Passport size photo of himself..
He went to a studio nd took one..
The phtogrpher nearly died after seeing the NEGATIVE..
The NEGATIVE came in COLOUR..


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.CID's daya went in coma by seeing this....
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Rajnikant broke the door jst by knocking
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Ek Baar Ek Judge ne Rajnikanth Ko Crime Karte Hue Dekh Liya
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To Kya?
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Tabse Kanoon Andha Ho Gaya!!
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