latest CID poor jokes : part 10

Aap hamesha khush rahe ye hamari duaa hai...

ACP Pradhyuman kehta hai..

khun isi ghar mein huaa hai!

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Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa phool khilega..

Daya sabut dhundho yahi kahi milega!

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Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai,

shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai..

Oh my god sir, ye to mar chuka hai!

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Sawan aaye to phool khilega,

takdir mein jo likha wo milega

"Apni jagah se koi nahi hilega!

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KKR ka worst player is Laxmi ratan shukla,

KKR ka worst player is Laxmi ratan shukla.

Sir, Hamara Shaq sahi nikla!

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surf excel ne kaha daag hote hain achche

surf excel ne kaha daag hote hain achche

abhijeet pata lagao

ad me kutte ke tarah kyu bhaagte hain bachche!

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mickey mouse hai toh donald duck hai

mickey mouse hai toh donald duck hai

daya

mujhe maali nai watchman pe shak hai

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Daanto ko chamkane ke liye market me hain dher saare Paste.

Daanto ko chamkane ke liye market me hain dher saare Paste.

ACP bolta hai tarika lelo puri family ki LIE-DETECTOR TEST.

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Mere best frnd ki biwi meri bhabi......

meri best frnd ki biwi meri bhabi......

kya Daya ke Qualis mein lagegi meri Activa ki chabi

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