latest CID poor jokes : part 4

Kuch bhi karlo hamare samne tumhari hoshiyari nahi chalegi....



Wah Wah . . . .





Kuch bhi karlo hamare samne tumhari hoshiyari nahi chalegi....

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ACP Pradyuman kehte hain tumhein to jaroor fansi hogi....


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Thande thande paani se nahana chahiye ….



Thande thande paani se nahana chahiye ….







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“Daya, hamein uss jagah par wapas jaanaa chahiye … “

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Hum tumhare pyaar me jaan bhi de denge

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Hum tumhare pyaar me jaan bhi de denge

Aur



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Doctor Salunke Murde se bhi sach ugalawa lenge.

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Patni upwas rakhati hai jab hota hai karva chauth



Wah wah



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Patni upwas rakhati hai jab hota hai karva chauth







ACP Pradyuman keheta hai tume hogi “”SAZAYEE MAUT””…….

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Na talwar ki dhar se , na bandook ki bauchhar se,



Wah waaah,



Na talwar ki dhar se , na bandook ki bauchhar se,

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Criminal darta hai to sirf ACP Pradyuman ki mar se.


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Na bandook se maro..na bomb se maro…



Waah waah…



Na bandook se maro..na bomb se maro…

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ACP Pradyuman fredrick se bole, yahan ka chappa chappa chan maro……

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bakwaas ki baaton main waqt zaaya mat karo...

bakwaas ki baaton main waqt zaaya mat karo...

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Daya, Abhijeet...Poori jagah ko achchi tarah search karo...