latest CID poor jokes : part 8

Acp says :case solve kaar na hain bara hi load

case solve kaar na hain bara hi load

ungli hilte rahegi kyun ki ye hain forevr vibration mode

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Balti bhaar pani mein doob ke maar jao

Balti bhaar pani mein doob ke maar jao

yeh kya policy hai bhai, sirf daya se hi darwaza todwao

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haar waqt dimag ko kaam pe lagao

haar waqt dimag ko kaam pe lagao

darwaza fredricks se nehin Daya se todwao

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yeh haseen vadiyaan aur khula aakash..

yeh haseen vadiyaan aur khula aakash..

MY GOD ! Abhijeet, Ek aur laash..

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2012 mein duniya sarvanash hai ....

2012 mein duniya sarvanash hai .....

arre sir yahan pe to laash hai !!

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Garmio ke mausam mein jee bhar k khelo

Garmio ke mausam mein jee bhar k khelo.

ACP Pradyuman says -Daya, in sabke fingerprint lelo..

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chamche pe chamcha ,spoon pe spoon

chamche pe chamcha ,spoon pe spoon

abhijeet , dekho wahaan laga hai khoon

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