mein toh sirf iss darwaze ki chaabi dena chahta tha
Acp and his team arrive at a house
ACP : daya, darwaza tod do!
daya: ok sir...
Vivek: nahi sir ek min ruk jaayiye!
ACP: vivek tumhe kya freddy ki hawa lag gayi...? agar zara bhi der hui toh woh khooni ladki ko maarkar ...bhaag jayga..! to daya: ..jaldi todo daya
vivek: lekin sir...
ACP: vivek tum bahar jaao...
(daya breaks the door THAAD)
ACP: ( sees the lash )arre khooni apna kaam karke bhaag gaya
daya: humein aane mein der ho gayi sir..
ACP: yeh sab vivek ki wajah se hua hai darwaza tod ne mein der laga di usne...
yells at vivek:
dekha!! tumhari dakhalandazi ka nateeja?
vivek: but sir...... mein toh sirf iss darwaze ki chaabi dena chahta tha...!
LOL :D :D :D :D
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