latest CID poor jokes : part 2

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tumhari ek nazar ko hum taras gye..

tumhari ek nazar ko hum taras gye..

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Arey akhir aaj CID wale kahan marr gye..
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Zindagi badi Udaaas hai

Zindagi badi Udaaas hai



Daya ne hai bahut kaam kiya

Ab Usko lagi zoron ki Pyaas hai


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Hasna Zindagi Kaa Kaam Nahi Naam Hai Yaaro ....



Hasna Zindagi Kaa Kaam Nahi Naam Hai Yaaro....

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ACP Pradyuman bole Daya se

Pura ghar theek se chaan maaro....

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Gaur farmaayiyega:

Rakhi ka swyambar toota.. jaa kar usko jod do..

Rakhi ka swyambar toota.. jaa kar usko jod do..



Daya.. Jara ye darwaaza to tod do

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Jab tum hi nahin rahe to jeena kya hai…………

Jab tum hi nahin rahe to jeena kya hai……………

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Aakhir pata to chale khuni ka maksad kya hai…………..

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Fedrick bola "Sir, Door kisi pahaad par mera gaav hai …"
"Sir, Door kisi pahaad par mera gaav hai …"


Aur Is laash ka na to haath aur na koi paav hai...

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Jalne ke baad jo hoti hai, use kehte hain raakh
Gaur farmaaiye

Jalne ke baad jo hoti hai, use kehte hain raakh

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ACP se Abhijeet bola "ye mujrim hai bada chaalaak”…

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Poori team CID ki deti hai ek bada sa NOD,

Poori team CID ki deti hai ek bada sa NOD,

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Jab bhi ACP Pradyuman ungli ghuma ke kehta hai…

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!