Cid funny pic | Acp praduyaman with his RIGHT HAND UNGLI RULE

Acp praduyaman with his RIGHT HAND UNGLI RULE

Another cid funny pics

 DAYA DARWAZA MAT TODNA

A very famous KOOGLE , a secret search engine used only by CID Peoples ( ACP Pradyuman , Daya , Abhijeet etc etc)

'Dum Maro Dum' CID MIX

Hey, Daya fir dekh raha hai..
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Aaj darwaza tod raha h, kal khidki todega..

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Aaj sabut dhoondh raha h, Kal khooni ko thokega..
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Aaj khooni goli mar raha hai..
Kal daya uski bandook khinchega..
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Khinchega ki nahi?? :P

cid shayari and some cid funny pics

Pathar pe Pathar... Aur Phool pe Phool.. Wah wah!! Pathar pe Pathar... Aur Phool pe Phool.. wah wah!! :D Daya ne Laat mara Aur DARWAZA Gul..! :)


What would've happened wen Acp's son was born. Acp wants confirmation in hospital Acp- Aakhir ye hua to hua kaise? Kuch to gadbud hai daya kuch to gadbud hai. Daya pata lagao k ye hua kaise. Daya-Haan sir mai cid k liye kuch bhi kar sakta hoon apni jaan bhi de sakta hoon. Daya slaps the baby thrice , the baby falls in cid bureau... Baby rolls his fingers n tells- Tumne mujhe teen teen baar mara teen Din ab jail mein baitkar bachon ko marna phansi ka order aane tak! Abhijeet - my god ! Sir ye aap ki tarah hi bol raha hai . Dr salunke - Boss mai aisi baat bataunga ke aap teen teen baar phansi par chadjauge . DNA sample match hogaya yahi junior acp hai...

ACP Pradyuman: Salunkhe, X-ray dekhkar kya bata sakte ho? Salunkhe: Boss, is Aadmi ke paas marne se pehle do phephde the... :P

Latest CID Jokes Funny PJs

Latest CID Jokes Hindi Shayari Funny PJs Salman Khan aajkal Katrina Kaif ko bahut MISS karta hai... :) wah wah!! Salman Khan aajkal Katrina Kaif ko bahut MISS karta hai... . . . Fredricks 2 ACP- Sir kya aapko pata hai!! Abhijeet roz Daya ko Jabardasti KISS karta hai... :-)

Cid shayari 2

Arz kiya hai......

usko apne pyaar ka izhaar karu kaise........

usko apne pyaar ka izhaar karu kaise..............

DAya pata lagao, aakhir ye khoon hua kaise...!






Holy Pe Khile Phool or Palash !!!!!.
Holy Pe Khile Phool or Palash !!!!! . . . . .
Oh My God, Abhijeet!!! Ek Aur Laash!!!!





Dr.Salunkhe gaa raha Dr.Tarika ke saath kohi geet...

Dr.Salunkhe gaa raha Dr.Tarika ke saath kohi geet...

*Wah Wah Wah Wah*...Kuch toh gadbad hai...Abhijeet!!!



Udati hui chidya ko goli mat maro
wah wah
Udati hui chidya ko goli mat maro
daya aru abhijit pura mumbai chan maro.



phool insano se jyada khubsurat hote haiwahhh wahhhhhh...
phool insano se jyada khubsurat hote hai
wahhh wahhhh
Abhijit bola:
"dr.Sarika hr insan ke fingrprint
alag ku hote hai!!!!"



Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
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Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
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ACP bola'Muzhe pehle se tumpe shaq tha..'



ek KARIGAR jor jor se pattharon ko todta hai
ek KARIGAR jor jor se pattharon ko todta hai

ACP bola DAYA khuni kitna bhi chalak ho koin na koin suragh chodta hi hai

Latest cid shayari part 9

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keel thokni ho toh maaro hammer zor se nail pe

keel thokni ho toh maaro hammer zor se nail pe

ACP ne kaha… ab ya toh faasi chado… ya kaato puri zindagi jail mein..!

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jAADOO sa chaa gaya tumse milke hai

jAADOO sa chaa gaya tumse milke hai

Daya ne kaha…jaldi mooh kholo… warna humaare paas aur bhi tareeke hai…!

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mubaarak ho tumhe janam din… tum jiyo saal hazaaro

mubaarak ho tumhe janam din… tum jiyo saal hazaaro

khooni ne daya se kaha… main sab batata hoon..!! mujhe aur mat maaro…!

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humaare paas aao.. hum tumhe advice dete hai…

humaare paas aao.. hum tumhe advice dete hai…

abhijeet ne kaha..! shodiye salunkhe saab… hum tarika ji se pooch lete hai…!

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Maruti suzuki ki tata safari se hui takkar hai

Maruti suzuki ki tata safari se hui takkar hai

ACP- Abhijeet… In dono ka pakka koi chakkar hai….!

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East jaaon ya West…. konsi right direction hai..?

East jaaon ya West…. konsi right direction hai..?

ACP-daya Abhijeet.. Dono khoono ka pakka koi connection hai…!

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Devdas Ko Pasand Thi Paaro

Devdas Ko Pasand Thi Paaro

“Daya Aur Abhijit Aaspaas Ke Saara Ilaaka Chaan Maaro”

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CID WATCHIN OM SHANTI OM

ITNI SHIDDAT SE TUMHE PAANE KI KOSHISH KI HAI.
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ABHIJEET NE KAHA: SIR , ZAROOR KISI NE CID KO PHASANE KI KOSHISH KI HAI!!!!!

Latest cid shayari part 8

Raat ke pehlu mei, Chand sitare chaye hai..

Raat ke pehlu mei, Chand sitare chaye hai..

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Madam darwaja kholiye, hum CID se aaye hai...

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Tailor hamesha kapda hi silayega…

Tailor hamesha kapda hi silayega…

ACP ne kaha – dhyaan se dekho Daya, kuch na kuch toh jarur milega…..!!!!


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Ek kamgar patharon ko jor jor se fodta hai…

Ek kamgar patharon ko jor jor se fodta hai…

ACP ne kaha – DAYA, khuni kitna bhi chalakh ho, kuch na kuch surag jarur chodta hai……..!!!!


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kisike khayalo mein hum kho gaye…

kisike khayalo mein hum kho gaye…

Fredicks ne Pradyuman se kaha – “Sir, Finger prints match ho gaye….!!! “


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usko apne pyaar ka izhaar karu kaise……..

usko apne pyaar ka izhaar karu kaise…………..

DAya pata lagao, aakhir ye khoon hua kaise…!


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Holy Pe Khile Phool or Palash !!!!!.

Holy Pe Khile Phool or Palash !!!!! . . . . .

Oh My God, Abhijeet!!! Ek Aur Laash!!!!

Latest cid shayari part 7

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Iraado me agar ho Chamak to tu aasman chu sakta hai….

Iraado me agar ho Chamak to tu aasman chu sakta hai…

Darwaza khol kar ACP pradyuman bola…”Daya, Katil Is Kamre me kahin Chupa ho sakta hai.?”

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Is desh k raste kharab hai….hume achche road do…

Is desh k raste kharab hai….hume achche road do…

Soch kya rahe ho daya?darwaza tod do..

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Teri yaad mein na soya mein puri raat..

Teri yaad mein na soya mein puri raat..wahh wahh

Toot gaya darwaza jab padi DAYA KI LaaT…!!!

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Garmiyon k mausam main jeebhar ke khelo

Garmiyon k mausam main jeebhar ke khelo

ACP Pradyumna says- Daya, in sab ke fingerprints le lo!

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Are yaar andhere se bilkul hi mat dar

Are yaar andhere se bilkul hi mat dar

Mujhe khooni chahiye Abhijeet kisi bhi kimat par!

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Latest cid shayari part 6

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Kya ada kya jalwe tere paaro

Wah wah

Kya ada kya jalwe tere paaro

Wah Wah

Daya aur abhijeet ghar ka kona kona chaan maaro!!!

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Devdaas ke gum ka kaaran thi paaro

wah waha

Devdaas ke gum ka kaaran thi paaro

wah waha

Daya aur abhijeet ghar ka kona kona chaan maaro!!!

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Cricket ke saare balls catch hue

wah wah

Cricket ke saare balls catch hue

wah wah

Cricket ke saare balls catch hue
aur
Fredrick kya finger prints match hue???

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Ye hasin wadiya aur khula khula akash

wah wah

Ye hasin wadiya aur khula khula akash

wah wah

oh my GOD abhijeet ek aur laash!!!

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Garam garam jalebi… aur garma garam chaaye….. wahh wahh

Garam garam jalebi… aur garma garam chaaye

ACP- Daya Abhijeet…. khooni yahan se bhaagne na paaye….!!

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Tumhari aankhon se zyada kuch khoobsoorat nahi…….

Tumhari aankhon se zyada kuch khoobsoorat nahi…….

Abhijeet ne kaha— Dr Salunkhe.!! TAUNT maarne ki zaroorat nahi..!!

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Gaadi kahan park karoon har jagah hai no parking ka sign.

Gaadi kahan park karoon har jagah hai no parking ka sign….

Abhijeet ne khooni se poocha… tumne usey kyun maara..? haieenn…?

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Latest cid shayari part 5

glycodin piyoge to door hogi khasi

glycodin piyoge to door hogi khasi


acp pradyuman bola tumhe to phansi hogi phansi.

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Maine tumhein dhunda yahan wahan

Wah Wah

Maine tumhein dhunda yahan wahan

Wah Wah

Daya aakhir laash gayi to gayi kahan.
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Saare shehar mein Kapdo ki SALE ka bol bala hai

Wah wah

Saare shehar mein Kapdo ki SALE ka bol bala hai

Wah wah

ACP praduman bola dal mein kuch kala hai

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Aaj food court mein pankhe ka bara shor hai

wah wah

Aaj food court mein pankhe ka bara shor hai

wah wah

ACP pradyuman, geeta ka kaatil koi aur hai!!!

Latest cid shayari part 4

Certification ki last date nikal chuki hai…

wah wah ..

Certification ki last date nikal chuki hai…

wah wah ..

Oh my GOD Daya, ye laash to buri tarah se jal chuki hai
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Chandigarh ke aage Ludhiana, Ludhiane ke aage Moga

WAH WAH ..

Chandigarh ke aage Ludhiana, Ludhiane ke aage Moga

WAH WAH ..

ACP almaari ki side se sat kar bola, Khooni zarur yahin kharha Hoga

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Andhaa kya Dekhega, aur Gungaa kya bolega,,

WAH WAH ..

Andhaa kya Dekhega, aur Gungaa kya bolega,,

WAH WAH ..

Iss bar Abhijit bola, Sir ye Aise Muh nahi Kholega
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Duniya mein jise dekho pyar dhoonde pada hai

Wah wah

Duniya mein jise dekho pyar dhoonde pada hai

Wah wah

ACP Pradyuman bola , Daya mujhe lagta hai khooni mere saamne hi khada hai.

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Dekho kitna pyaara khargosh hai

Dekho kitna pyaara khargosh hai

Daya inko chhod do, ye dono NIRDOSH hai

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Agar chabi na mili toh hum taale tod denge,

Agar chabi na mili toh hum taale tod denge

DR SALUKHE murde se bhi sach uglava lenge !!!

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Phool khil gae baharon ghata chaa gaiiiiiiiii

Wah Wah

Phool khil gae baharon ghata chaa gaiiiiiiiii

Wah Wah

DR SALUKHE KYA POSTMARTOM REPORT AA GAI…

Ye Refrigerator ka darwaza he. Isse to chhod do

ACP pradyumn: Daya, ye darwaza tod do. . .

Wah wah . .

Daya ye darwaza tod do. . .

Wah wah . .

Daya: Sir, ye Refrigerator ka darwaza he. Isse to chhod do.

Latest cid shayari part 3

Teri hasi par saari Jawaani Luta Doonga....

Wah Wah...

Teri hasi par, saari jawaani Luta Doonga.....
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wah wah...

Daya says: wahi ruk jao.. Warna mai Goli Chalaa Doonga

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summer ke season me pado par aam hai

wah wah

summer ke season me pado par aam hai
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ACP Praduman says "tera to khel tamaam hai"

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ITNI SHIDDAT SE TUMHE PAANE KI KOSHISH KI HAI...

wah wah...

ITNI SHIDDAT SE TUMHE PAANE KI KOSHISH KI HAI...
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DAYA NE KAHA "SIR ZAROOR KISI NE CID KO PHSANE KI KOSHISH KI HAI !!!!!"


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Osama ka aatank america mei chaya tha....

wah wah...

Osama ka aatak america mei chaya tha...
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Iska matlab DAYA "khooni balcony se aaya tha"

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Hindi mein kehte hain eeton ko bricks

Hindi mein kehte hain eeton ko bricks

Maar khaayega Daya ke haaton Ek din Fredericks

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Chali gayi hai light, band ho gaye Pankhe

Chali gayi hai light, band ho gaye Pankhe

Laash kya bataa rahi hai, Dr. Salunkhe

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Agar ye case solve nahi hua to barsaaenge humpe ACP sau kode,

Isliye O Daya,

kripaya aap ye darwaaza tode.

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Latest cid shayari part 2

CID -SUMMER special
Raat ke andhere me nikal pade the jasus(wah-wah)
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Raat ke andhere me nikal pade the jasus
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DAYA zara paata lagao,ye aam KESAR hai ya HAFUS


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pradyuman ne kaha khuni inme se koi ek hai,

daya ka dil toh bada nek hai;

par ab koi khuni bach nhi payega ,

kyonki daya ka haat toh bada tej hai.


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jetha ka pura nam jethalal chmpaklal gada.......

jetha ka pura nam jethalal chmpaklal gada.......

Daya akhir ye katil balkni me kese chada!!!


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ABCD me J ke baad aata hai K,..

wah wah...

ABCD me J ke baad aata hai K .....

Daya ne ACP se kaha Sir,i and abhijeet are GAY...

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Ishq ki khushiyon mein, har koi involve nhi ho sakta.

Ishq ki khushiyon mein, har koi involve nhi ho sakta.

Daya, lagta hai ye case solve nhi ho sakta........

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Chai ke sath khari bhi bikti hai,....
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Wah Wah
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Chai ke sath khari bhi bikti hai....
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...ye case itni asaan nahi jitni dikhti hai!!!

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ACP ke kehne pe Daya ne ek aur darwaza tod dala..

ACP ke kehne pe Daya ne ek aur darwaza tod dala..

aur colors pe maasa ne Jagiya ka dusra byaah kara dala.

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Latest cid shayari

Agar ungliyaa hilao toh haat bhi hilega ..
wah wah…

Agar ungliyaa hilao toh haat bhi hilega ..

Daya, Abhijeet pata lagao, koi na koi suraag toh jaroor milega!
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maggi for breakfast ..
wah wah…

maggi for breakfast ,

ACP ne kaha daya katil k gadi ko chase karo fast.

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Aaj kaam mein mera mann kyun nahi lagta..
wah wah..

Aaj kaam mein mera mann kyun nahi lagta,

ACP bola – Daya yeh khooni sirf ek aadmi nahi ho sakta.
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Main Jadugar mera naam GOGA,

Main Jadugar mera naam GOGA,

DAYA tisra khoon jarur yahin pe HOGA !!!

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Party k menu mein Kurkure aur Lays hai…
wah wah..

Party k menu mein Kurkure aur Lays hai…

ACP ne kaha – Abhijeet, shayad ye kidnapping ka case hai…!!
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Pappu ki shadi mein baj raha tha baja…
wah wah..

pappu ki shadi mein baj raha tha baja…

DAYA bola– ” Sir, Khooni toh bagh gaya, ye raha darwaza…!!!
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Aaj chinese khaane ka mera bada mood hai ..

wah wah..
Aaj chinese khaane ka mera bada mood hai

Acp ne kaha.. Daya Abhijeet.. Khooni isi kamre mein maujood hai…!
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Ladke udaay paise, grlfrnd kare maje ..
wah wah..

Ladke udaay paise grlfrnd kare maje ..

CID Shukrvaar raat dus baje..
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CID dekhne ka alag hi ehsaas hai…
wah wah….
CID dekhne ka alag hi ehsaas hai…

“Daya kaatil yahi kahi aas paas hai”!!!
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Dollar bhi chaiyye,pound bhi chaiyye..

Dollar bhi chaiyye,pound bhi chaiyye.. !!!

Abhijeet…khooni toh yahi kahi chupa hona chaiye..!!
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Dhoni ne kaha sab timing se CATCH karo..
wah wah.

Dhoni ne kaha sab timing se CATCH karo.

ACP ne kaha Fredrick sabke Finger prints Match karo.!
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Disco main bajte hai gane gano main hoti hai dhun….

Disco main bajte hai gane gano main hoti hai dhun

Daya bola… Abhijeet ye dekho ek aur khoon.

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ghadi main baj gaye hai paune barah..

ghadi main baj gaye hai paune barah..

batao batao CID walo ki kis kis ne maara..
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Tum ko mai aapne aarmaan batau kaise..

Tum ko mai aapne aarmaan batau kaise…

Daya pehle pata lagao yeh hua kaise

latest CID poor jokes : part 12

MANCHESTER UNITED main khelata hai ROONEY
wah wah
MANCHESTER UNITED main khelata hai ROONEY
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ACP PRADYUMAN ne kaha: Akhir chahata kya hai khuni

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Agar tyre ghumega to gadi b zarur hilegi
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Agar tyre ghumega to gadi b zarur hilegi
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ACP Pradyuman ne kaha tumne khun kiya hai saza to tumhe zarur milegi....

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Mumbai jana hai mumbai jaoo......
Delhi jana hain delhi jaoo......
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Abhijeet sheher main jitne bhi dealers hain subka pata lagaao.....

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Bachchon ne CID dekha to maa bahot chillayi....
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Bachchon ne CID dekha to maa bahot chillayi....
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Ye baat jaankar "kuch to gadbad hay !" bolke ACP ne apni ungli hilayi !!!!

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CID dekhne alag hi ehsaas hai...

wah wah.....

CID dekhne ka alag hi ehsaas hai...
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"Daya kaatil yahi kahi aas paas hai"!!!

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Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
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Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
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ACP bola'Muzhe pehle se tumpe shaq tha..'


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Dil pagal hai pyar me tere paro......
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Dil pagal hai pyar me tere paro......
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ACP bola "Fredricks ghar ka kona kona chan maro...........



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Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai,
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shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai..
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Oh my god sir, ye to mar chuka hai!

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Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa phool khilega..
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Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa phool khilega..
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Daya sabut dhundho yahi kahi milega!

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Tide ke istemaal se sab safed ho jaega
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Tide ke istemaal se sab safed ho jaega
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Daya ne kaha,"Ek lagau to sab yaad aa jayega.."

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Kato gholo aur lagao....
Kato gholo aur lagao....

Waah...Waah...

Kato gholo aur lagao....
Kato gholo aur lagao....
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Acp ne kaha,"Daya ye no kiska he jaldi se pata lagao...."


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Agle Vasant Mein Yeh Kali Jaroor Khilegi....
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Agle Vasant Mein Yeh Kali Jaroor Khilegi....
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Daya, Khuni Ko Us K Kartutko Ki Saja Jaroor Milegi..!!!!!

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chamche pe chamcha
spoon pe spoon
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wah wah
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chamche pe chamcha
spoon pe spoon
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abhijeet dekho ho rahe hai
khoon pe khoon

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Paani se khelo,aag se na khelo.....
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Paani se khelo,aag se na khelo.....
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Daya,zara in sab ke fingerprints to lelo.........~!!!!!!!!!!

latest CID poor jokes : part 11

Charo aur IPL ki dhoom hai..

wah wah . . wah wah

Charo aur IPL ki dhoom hai..

ACP Pradyuman kehta hai "Daya ye Atmahatya nahi Khun Hain "

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Freddy ke sar pe 50000 ka loan hai....

Freddy ke sar pe 50000 ka loan hai.....

Abhijeet pata karo yeh CID wali shayari banata kaun hai !!!!

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Udti hui chidiya ko patthar naa maro......

Udti hui chidiya ko patthar naa maro......

Daya oaur Abhijit puri jagah chaan maaro...

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Khooni ne dikhaya Daya ko chaku.....

Khooni ne dikhaya Daya ko chaaku.....

"Thaare ko kya hua Anandi ke bapu?!!"

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Maa kehti hai beta so ja nahi to GABBAR aa jayega........

Maa kehti hai beta so ja nahi to GABBAR aa jayega........

ACP kehta Hai,
DAYA gadi tej chalao nahi to khuni bhag jayega.....

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Osama ka aatank america pe chaya tha

wah wah

gaur farmaiga Osama ka aatank america pe chaya tha ,

Iska matlab DAYA khoni balcony se aaya tha.

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khaane mein hai murgi ki haddi.....

wah wah...wah wah


khaane mein hai murgi ki haddi.....

daya bola ACP saab yeh hai khuni ki chaddi.....

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latest CID poor jokes : part 10

Aap hamesha khush rahe ye hamari duaa hai...

ACP Pradhyuman kehta hai..

khun isi ghar mein huaa hai!

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Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa phool khilega..

Daya sabut dhundho yahi kahi milega!

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Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai,

shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai..

Oh my god sir, ye to mar chuka hai!

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Sawan aaye to phool khilega,

takdir mein jo likha wo milega

"Apni jagah se koi nahi hilega!

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KKR ka worst player is Laxmi ratan shukla,

KKR ka worst player is Laxmi ratan shukla.

Sir, Hamara Shaq sahi nikla!

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surf excel ne kaha daag hote hain achche

surf excel ne kaha daag hote hain achche

abhijeet pata lagao

ad me kutte ke tarah kyu bhaagte hain bachche!

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mickey mouse hai toh donald duck hai

mickey mouse hai toh donald duck hai

daya

mujhe maali nai watchman pe shak hai

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Daanto ko chamkane ke liye market me hain dher saare Paste.

Daanto ko chamkane ke liye market me hain dher saare Paste.

ACP bolta hai tarika lelo puri family ki LIE-DETECTOR TEST.

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Mere best frnd ki biwi meri bhabi......

meri best frnd ki biwi meri bhabi......

kya Daya ke Qualis mein lagegi meri Activa ki chabi

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