poor jokes questions , a torture of senses part 2

Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised?
A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!

Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

Q: What did One gay sperm say to another?
A: How do we find an egg in all of this crap?

Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?

Q. What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?
A. Bingo!

Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?
A. Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself.

Q: How does every ethnic joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.

Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job?
A: The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blow job.

Q: How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
A: Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!

Q: What did the Indian say to the white woman when she tied his penis in a knot?
A: "How Come?"

poor jokes questions , a torture of senses part 1

Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: Wiped his ass.

Q: How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
A: The cake jumps out of the girl.

Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A: Full.

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: What's the difference between Courtney Love & Eric Lindross?
A: Eric takes a shower after 3 periods

Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A: A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.

Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love?
A: "Honey, I'm home."

Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?
A: They don't want to wear out the camel.

Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

funny questions and funny answers

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?   
It was stuck to the leg of a chicken !!!


Q: What gets bigger the more you take away?
A: A hole!


Why did the rooster cross the road?       
To prove he wasn't chicken !!


What gets wet the more you dry? 
 A towel  !!


Why did the chicken cross the road?    
To show the raccoon it could be done !!

What did one volcano say to the other? 
 Do you lava me like I lava you?

Question: What has 4 wheels and flies?
Ans: garbage truck!

Can you answer this ?
 If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

 Why do candle trimmers work so few days a week? 
 They only work on wick-ends!

Why did the chicken cross the road?   
To get to the other side !!!!
Why did the turtle cross the road?                
To get to the Shell Station!!!

(Q) Why do gorillas have big nostrils?


(A) Because they have big fingers

How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed?  
You bump your nose on the ceiling !!

doctor, doctor I keep on lying.
 That's not true!

What did the sea say to the sand? 
 Nothing, it just waved!

How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed?  
Because you need a ladder to get in !!

What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil? 
 Get dressed up, the doctor is taking us out!

Question: What is greater than god?
What is more evil than the devil?
The poor has it,
The rich need it,
if you eat it you will die.
What is it?
Answer: Nothing

Q: What kind of snack do little monkeys have with their milk?
A: Chocolate chimp cookies.
Q: What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?
A: French flies.
Q: What is a little dog's favorite drink?
A: Pupsi-cola.

Q: Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side?
A: He's all-right now!

What kind of keys do kids like to carry?
 Coo-kies!

Q: What do monsters make with cars?
A: Traffic Jam

Q: What do you call the elephant witch doctor?
A: Mumbo Jumbo

khatarnak PJs in the form of questions and answers

khatarnak PJs in the form of questions and answers 

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Q1: How do you stop an elephant from charging? 
A1: Take away his credit card.


Q2: Why is an elephant big, grey, and wrinkly? 
A2: Because, if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Aspirin.


Q3: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?*
A3: Because it fell asleep.


Q4: Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?
A4: It was glued to the first one.


Q5: Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? 
A5: It was a copy cat.


Q6: Why did the fourth elephant fall out of the tree?
A6: It thought this was all a game. 


Q7: And why did the tree fall down? 
A7: It thought it was an elephant. 


Q8: What does an elephant and blueberries have in common? 
A8: They're both blue, except for the elephant. 


Q9: What did Tarzan say when he saw 1,000 elephants coming over the hill?
A9: Look, there's 1,000 elephants coming over the hill. 


Q10: How do you shoot a blue elephant? 
A10: With a blue elephant gun, of course.


Q11: How do you shoot a red elephant?
A11: No, not with a red elephant gun. You strangle him until he turns blue,
then shoot him with a blue elephant gun. 


Q12: How do you shoot a green elephant? 


A12: Tell him a dirty joke so he turns red, strangle him until he turns blue,
then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.*


Q13: How do you shoot a pink elephant?! 
A13: First you bake a cake, and put 3 raisins on top, then you take it out
in the jungle where the pink elephant will find it, and you wait. Eventually
the elephant comes along, finds the cake, eats the raisins and throws the
cake away. Then you go home and bake another cake and put 2 raisins on top,
take it out in the jungle where the elephant will find it. The elephant
comes along, finds the cake, eats the 2 raisins and throws the cake away.
You go home and bake another cake and put only one raisin on it. Then you
trek back into the jungle and put the cake where the pink elephant will find
it. The elephant comes along eats the raisin, and throws that cake away. Now
you go home and bake another cake, but (here's the sneaky part) you don't
put any raisins on it. You take it out into the jungle where the elephant
will find it and lie in wait. The pink elephant comes along and finds the
cake, he gets SO mad that there aren't any raisins on it, he turns red, then
you jump on him, strangle him until he turns blue......and you shoot him
with a BLUE ELEPHANT GUN!!!


Q14: How do you shoot a yellow elephant? 
A14: Aw, come on, have you ever seen a yellow elephant !?! 


Q15: Why do elephants have red eyes?
A15: So they can hide themselves better in cherry trees.


Q16: Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
A16: No? See how well the trick with the red eyes works?


Q17: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A17: Time to get a new fence.


Q18: Where does an 8 ton elephant sit?
A18: Any damn place where he pleases!


Q19: Why is an elephant covered in wrinkles?
A19: Ever try to iron one?