wht do u call a
really colourful tamilian???
Ans: Rangamannar
rangrajan
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An elephant falls in
luv wid n ent.but Ants parents r against their marrigeguess y
??
they gave a solid
reason**Ladke k dat bahar hai**
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ones sardarji saw a
very soni kudi in the market & thought..
Ans : kash k ye meri
maa hondi to main v inna sona honda..
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Full form of
MATHS????
Ans : Mentally
Affected Teacher Harassing Students
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Doctor to Patient :
The check which u gave me has returned back.
Patient to
Doctor:The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has also returned
back.
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My wife ran away
with my best friend.
To tell you the
truth, I really miss him.
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What do you call a
wife who is sexy,
beautiful,intelligent,understanding,
caring, never
jealous and a great cook?
ANSWER : A rumour!
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Husband asks,Do u
know the meaning of WIFE.
It meansWithout
Information Fighting Evrytime!
WIFE on hearing this
says,
it could also mean-With
Idiot For Ever.
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Early to bed and
early to rise makes ur
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A Train is bout2
crash. A frantic virgin strips off n says:
Can anyone make me feel like a woman b4 I die?
So a man takes off
his clothes n say,Iron these!
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Mother to Teenage
Daughter : I think its time that we should talk about SEX.
Daughter : Yes Mom,
What do You want to know ?.
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Patient : I always
see spots before my eyes.
Doctor : Didnt the
new glasses help?
Patient : Sure, Now
i see the spots much clearer.
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Husband wife ki godh
mein leta hua thaa
Wife: Kaisa lag raha
hai ji.
Husband: Aise jaise
bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon!
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After a quarrel, a
husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I marrie
d you.
She replied, Yes,
dear, but I was in love & didnt notice.
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Father: Tumhe kaisi
biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai
si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!
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Man:what is million
years to u?
God:only a second.
Man:what is billion
of Dollar.to u?
God:only a Coin.
Man:ok give me a
Coin.
God:wait a second.
