latest CID poor jokes : part 3

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Fedrick bola "Sir ladki badi rangeen hai"

Gaur farmaaiye, fedrick bola “Sir ladki badi rangeen hai”



ACP Pradhuman bola



fedrick, ladki to rangeen hai par maamla bada sangeen hai

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Dr.Salunkhe gaa raha Dr.Tarika ke saath kohi geet...
Dr.Salunkhe gaa raha Dr.Tarika ke saath kohi geet...
Wah Wah Wah Wah...
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ACP Pradyuman bole :Kuch toh gadbad hai...Abhijeet!!!"


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daya k thappad k gunj se uude hain sare pankhi yaahaa vaahaaa,

Daya k thappad k gunj se uude sare hain pankhi yaahaa vaahaaa,
Wah Wah….
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ACP praduman bole abhijeet aakhir lash gayi kaha ......!!!!!

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Karm karte raho….. Phal ki aapeksha mat karo…..

Wah Wah…….. Wah Wah





Karm karte raho….. Phal ki aapeksha mat karo…..

Wah Wah…….. Wah Wah





“Pata Karon Daya, Pata Karo” !!!
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Agar ungliyaan hilao toh haat bhi hilega



Agar ungliyaan hilao toh haat bhi hilega



*Wah Wah Wah Wah*





Daya, Abhijeet Pata Lagao, Koi na koi suraag toh jaroor milega!!!

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Niche hain dharti…upar aakaash hain,



Dekihye zara



Niche hain dharti…upar aakaash hain,





















Dicky Kholke bola ACP,

“Oh god, Yahaan pe toh laash hain”

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Thandi ke din gaaye … Chaali Gayyyii Sardii aur Khaasiiii



Thandi ke din gaaye … Chaali Gayyyii Sardii aur Khaasiiii



Wah Wah …

Wah Wah …



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ACP Pradyuman Kahee



Aab Jail mein Saado … Tumhe to Phaanssi Hogi … Phansiiii

latest CID poor jokes : part 5

5 rupaye ka ek samosa, 10 rupaye ke do…

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5 rupaye ka ek samosa, 10 rupaye ke do…

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Daya, darwaza tod do….
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Iss duniya me Teen tarah ke log hote hai……



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Apni mehenat ka pasina is tarah se na pochooo…

Waha wah…!!!







Apni mehenat ka pasina is tarah se na pochooo…

Waha wah…!!!







A.C.P. Pradyuman ne kaha “Socho Daya Sochoo

most stupid questions and answers

Q: What's the definition of a teenager?
A: God's punishment for enjoying sex.

Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new "Stealth Condom?"
A: "They'll never see you coming."

Q: How is a woman like a road?
A: Both have manholes.

Q: What's the definition of a vagina?
A: The box a penis comes in.

Q: What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
A: Toys for Twats.

Q: What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?
A: S&M&M.

Q: Why do we have orgasms?
A: How else would we know when to stop?

Q: Define Transvestite:
A: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

Q: Mom's have Mother's Day. Fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
A: Palm Sunday.

Q: Why is being in the military like a blow job?
A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

Q: There's no business like Show Business.
A: There's no job like a blow job.

poor jokes questions , a torture of senses part 2

Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised?
A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!

Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

Q: What did One gay sperm say to another?
A: How do we find an egg in all of this crap?

Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?

Q. What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?
A. Bingo!

Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?
A. Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself.

Q: How does every ethnic joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.

Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job?
A: The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blow job.

Q: How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
A: Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!

Q: What did the Indian say to the white woman when she tied his penis in a knot?
A: "How Come?"

poor jokes questions , a torture of senses part 1

Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: Wiped his ass.

Q: How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
A: The cake jumps out of the girl.

Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A: Full.

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: What's the difference between Courtney Love & Eric Lindross?
A: Eric takes a shower after 3 periods

Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A: A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.

Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love?
A: "Honey, I'm home."

Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?
A: They don't want to wear out the camel.

Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

poor jokes questions , a torture of senses

Q: What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A: A stick.

Q: How is a lawyer different from a hooker?
A: There are some things a hooker just won't do.

Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, the sockets go with the house.

Q: What do you call a man with a car on his head?
A: Jack

Q: What's Black and Brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A: A Doberman.

Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn." A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK!

Q: What do you call a lawyer skydiving?
A: A skeet.

Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mother.

Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Cid funny pic | Acp praduyaman with his RIGHT HAND UNGLI RULE

Acp praduyaman with his RIGHT HAND UNGLI RULE

Another cid funny pics

 DAYA DARWAZA MAT TODNA

A very famous KOOGLE , a secret search engine used only by CID Peoples ( ACP Pradyuman , Daya , Abhijeet etc etc)

'Dum Maro Dum' CID MIX

Hey, Daya fir dekh raha hai..
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Aaj darwaza tod raha h, kal khidki todega..

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Aaj sabut dhoondh raha h, Kal khooni ko thokega..
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Aaj khooni goli mar raha hai..
Kal daya uski bandook khinchega..
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Khinchega ki nahi?? :P

cid shayari and some cid funny pics

Pathar pe Pathar... Aur Phool pe Phool.. Wah wah!! Pathar pe Pathar... Aur Phool pe Phool.. wah wah!! :D Daya ne Laat mara Aur DARWAZA Gul..! :)


What would've happened wen Acp's son was born. Acp wants confirmation in hospital Acp- Aakhir ye hua to hua kaise? Kuch to gadbud hai daya kuch to gadbud hai. Daya pata lagao k ye hua kaise. Daya-Haan sir mai cid k liye kuch bhi kar sakta hoon apni jaan bhi de sakta hoon. Daya slaps the baby thrice , the baby falls in cid bureau... Baby rolls his fingers n tells- Tumne mujhe teen teen baar mara teen Din ab jail mein baitkar bachon ko marna phansi ka order aane tak! Abhijeet - my god ! Sir ye aap ki tarah hi bol raha hai . Dr salunke - Boss mai aisi baat bataunga ke aap teen teen baar phansi par chadjauge . DNA sample match hogaya yahi junior acp hai...

ACP Pradyuman: Salunkhe, X-ray dekhkar kya bata sakte ho? Salunkhe: Boss, is Aadmi ke paas marne se pehle do phephde the... :P

Latest CID Jokes Funny PJs

Latest CID Jokes Hindi Shayari Funny PJs Salman Khan aajkal Katrina Kaif ko bahut MISS karta hai... :) wah wah!! Salman Khan aajkal Katrina Kaif ko bahut MISS karta hai... . . . Fredricks 2 ACP- Sir kya aapko pata hai!! Abhijeet roz Daya ko Jabardasti KISS karta hai... :-)

Cid shayari 2

Arz kiya hai......

usko apne pyaar ka izhaar karu kaise........

usko apne pyaar ka izhaar karu kaise..............

DAya pata lagao, aakhir ye khoon hua kaise...!






Holy Pe Khile Phool or Palash !!!!!.
Holy Pe Khile Phool or Palash !!!!! . . . . .
Oh My God, Abhijeet!!! Ek Aur Laash!!!!





Dr.Salunkhe gaa raha Dr.Tarika ke saath kohi geet...

Dr.Salunkhe gaa raha Dr.Tarika ke saath kohi geet...

*Wah Wah Wah Wah*...Kuch toh gadbad hai...Abhijeet!!!



Udati hui chidya ko goli mat maro
wah wah
Udati hui chidya ko goli mat maro
daya aru abhijit pura mumbai chan maro.



phool insano se jyada khubsurat hote haiwahhh wahhhhhh...
phool insano se jyada khubsurat hote hai
wahhh wahhhh
Abhijit bola:
"dr.Sarika hr insan ke fingrprint
alag ku hote hai!!!!"



Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
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Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
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ACP bola'Muzhe pehle se tumpe shaq tha..'



ek KARIGAR jor jor se pattharon ko todta hai
ek KARIGAR jor jor se pattharon ko todta hai

ACP bola DAYA khuni kitna bhi chalak ho koin na koin suragh chodta hi hai

Latest cid shayari part 9

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keel thokni ho toh maaro hammer zor se nail pe

keel thokni ho toh maaro hammer zor se nail pe

ACP ne kaha… ab ya toh faasi chado… ya kaato puri zindagi jail mein..!

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jAADOO sa chaa gaya tumse milke hai

jAADOO sa chaa gaya tumse milke hai

Daya ne kaha…jaldi mooh kholo… warna humaare paas aur bhi tareeke hai…!

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mubaarak ho tumhe janam din… tum jiyo saal hazaaro

mubaarak ho tumhe janam din… tum jiyo saal hazaaro

khooni ne daya se kaha… main sab batata hoon..!! mujhe aur mat maaro…!

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humaare paas aao.. hum tumhe advice dete hai…

humaare paas aao.. hum tumhe advice dete hai…

abhijeet ne kaha..! shodiye salunkhe saab… hum tarika ji se pooch lete hai…!

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Maruti suzuki ki tata safari se hui takkar hai

Maruti suzuki ki tata safari se hui takkar hai

ACP- Abhijeet… In dono ka pakka koi chakkar hai….!

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East jaaon ya West…. konsi right direction hai..?

East jaaon ya West…. konsi right direction hai..?

ACP-daya Abhijeet.. Dono khoono ka pakka koi connection hai…!

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Devdas Ko Pasand Thi Paaro

Devdas Ko Pasand Thi Paaro

“Daya Aur Abhijit Aaspaas Ke Saara Ilaaka Chaan Maaro”

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CID WATCHIN OM SHANTI OM

ITNI SHIDDAT SE TUMHE PAANE KI KOSHISH KI HAI.
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ABHIJEET NE KAHA: SIR , ZAROOR KISI NE CID KO PHASANE KI KOSHISH KI HAI!!!!!

Latest cid shayari part 8

Raat ke pehlu mei, Chand sitare chaye hai..

Raat ke pehlu mei, Chand sitare chaye hai..

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Madam darwaja kholiye, hum CID se aaye hai...

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Tailor hamesha kapda hi silayega…

Tailor hamesha kapda hi silayega…

ACP ne kaha – dhyaan se dekho Daya, kuch na kuch toh jarur milega…..!!!!


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Ek kamgar patharon ko jor jor se fodta hai…

Ek kamgar patharon ko jor jor se fodta hai…

ACP ne kaha – DAYA, khuni kitna bhi chalakh ho, kuch na kuch surag jarur chodta hai……..!!!!


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kisike khayalo mein hum kho gaye…

kisike khayalo mein hum kho gaye…

Fredicks ne Pradyuman se kaha – “Sir, Finger prints match ho gaye….!!! “


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usko apne pyaar ka izhaar karu kaise……..

usko apne pyaar ka izhaar karu kaise…………..

DAya pata lagao, aakhir ye khoon hua kaise…!


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Holy Pe Khile Phool or Palash !!!!!.

Holy Pe Khile Phool or Palash !!!!! . . . . .

Oh My God, Abhijeet!!! Ek Aur Laash!!!!

Latest cid shayari part 7

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Iraado me agar ho Chamak to tu aasman chu sakta hai….

Iraado me agar ho Chamak to tu aasman chu sakta hai…

Darwaza khol kar ACP pradyuman bola…”Daya, Katil Is Kamre me kahin Chupa ho sakta hai.?”

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Is desh k raste kharab hai….hume achche road do…

Is desh k raste kharab hai….hume achche road do…

Soch kya rahe ho daya?darwaza tod do..

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Teri yaad mein na soya mein puri raat..

Teri yaad mein na soya mein puri raat..wahh wahh

Toot gaya darwaza jab padi DAYA KI LaaT…!!!

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Garmiyon k mausam main jeebhar ke khelo

Garmiyon k mausam main jeebhar ke khelo

ACP Pradyumna says- Daya, in sab ke fingerprints le lo!

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Are yaar andhere se bilkul hi mat dar

Are yaar andhere se bilkul hi mat dar

Mujhe khooni chahiye Abhijeet kisi bhi kimat par!

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Latest cid shayari part 6

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Kya ada kya jalwe tere paaro

Wah wah

Kya ada kya jalwe tere paaro

Wah Wah

Daya aur abhijeet ghar ka kona kona chaan maaro!!!

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Devdaas ke gum ka kaaran thi paaro

wah waha

Devdaas ke gum ka kaaran thi paaro

wah waha

Daya aur abhijeet ghar ka kona kona chaan maaro!!!

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Cricket ke saare balls catch hue

wah wah

Cricket ke saare balls catch hue

wah wah

Cricket ke saare balls catch hue
aur
Fredrick kya finger prints match hue???

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Ye hasin wadiya aur khula khula akash

wah wah

Ye hasin wadiya aur khula khula akash

wah wah

oh my GOD abhijeet ek aur laash!!!

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Garam garam jalebi… aur garma garam chaaye….. wahh wahh

Garam garam jalebi… aur garma garam chaaye

ACP- Daya Abhijeet…. khooni yahan se bhaagne na paaye….!!

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Tumhari aankhon se zyada kuch khoobsoorat nahi…….

Tumhari aankhon se zyada kuch khoobsoorat nahi…….

Abhijeet ne kaha— Dr Salunkhe.!! TAUNT maarne ki zaroorat nahi..!!

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Gaadi kahan park karoon har jagah hai no parking ka sign.

Gaadi kahan park karoon har jagah hai no parking ka sign….

Abhijeet ne khooni se poocha… tumne usey kyun maara..? haieenn…?

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Latest cid shayari part 5

glycodin piyoge to door hogi khasi

glycodin piyoge to door hogi khasi


acp pradyuman bola tumhe to phansi hogi phansi.

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Maine tumhein dhunda yahan wahan

Wah Wah

Maine tumhein dhunda yahan wahan

Wah Wah

Daya aakhir laash gayi to gayi kahan.
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Saare shehar mein Kapdo ki SALE ka bol bala hai

Wah wah

Saare shehar mein Kapdo ki SALE ka bol bala hai

Wah wah

ACP praduman bola dal mein kuch kala hai

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Aaj food court mein pankhe ka bara shor hai

wah wah

Aaj food court mein pankhe ka bara shor hai

wah wah

ACP pradyuman, geeta ka kaatil koi aur hai!!!

Latest cid shayari part 4

Certification ki last date nikal chuki hai…

wah wah ..

Certification ki last date nikal chuki hai…

wah wah ..

Oh my GOD Daya, ye laash to buri tarah se jal chuki hai
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Chandigarh ke aage Ludhiana, Ludhiane ke aage Moga

WAH WAH ..

Chandigarh ke aage Ludhiana, Ludhiane ke aage Moga

WAH WAH ..

ACP almaari ki side se sat kar bola, Khooni zarur yahin kharha Hoga

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Andhaa kya Dekhega, aur Gungaa kya bolega,,

WAH WAH ..

Andhaa kya Dekhega, aur Gungaa kya bolega,,

WAH WAH ..

Iss bar Abhijit bola, Sir ye Aise Muh nahi Kholega
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Duniya mein jise dekho pyar dhoonde pada hai

Wah wah

Duniya mein jise dekho pyar dhoonde pada hai

Wah wah

ACP Pradyuman bola , Daya mujhe lagta hai khooni mere saamne hi khada hai.

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Dekho kitna pyaara khargosh hai

Dekho kitna pyaara khargosh hai

Daya inko chhod do, ye dono NIRDOSH hai

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Agar chabi na mili toh hum taale tod denge,

Agar chabi na mili toh hum taale tod denge

DR SALUKHE murde se bhi sach uglava lenge !!!

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Phool khil gae baharon ghata chaa gaiiiiiiiii

Wah Wah

Phool khil gae baharon ghata chaa gaiiiiiiiii

Wah Wah

DR SALUKHE KYA POSTMARTOM REPORT AA GAI…

Ye Refrigerator ka darwaza he. Isse to chhod do

ACP pradyumn: Daya, ye darwaza tod do. . .

Wah wah . .

Daya ye darwaza tod do. . .

Wah wah . .

Daya: Sir, ye Refrigerator ka darwaza he. Isse to chhod do.