Dimag Ko Shot Poor Jokes

Ek aadmi bank se bahar aake ek auto mein chada....autowala usko
us k ghar le gaya aur 100 rs liya. actually, it wouldn't have
costed more than 10 rs. Agle din, subah jab woh aadmi jagaa, he
was not able to see anything.kuch bhi nahin dikh raha tha But then,
raat hote hi, uski aankh theekh ho gayi and he was able to see everything
clearly.
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Kyonki autowaale ne us aadmi ko ULLOO bana diya tha!!!



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Ek Gadha ped par chadha to oopar baithe haathi ne poochha:



Haathi: Tu kyun chadha ?



Gadha: Apple khaane



Haathi: Lekin yeh to Mango tree hai !!
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Gadha: Maloom hai, main apple saath laaya hoon!!!

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Champu and Pampu are 2 elephant friends. Champu is in love with

Champi, > > the elephant beauty queen. Champu proposes to Champi and

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so Pampu consoles Champu and asks him to play see- saw at the
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See- Saw ho ya dil ho.... aakhirrrrrr...toot jaata hai....toot
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The Maratha Regiment was fighting hard on the border against
the enemies....They had to cross the border to capture the enemy
base....but no one was able to cross the border and go across.
fearing death .
Just then Hawaldar Pawan Kumar Jhonke ...got up and crossed the
border.....and nothing happened to him ..why??
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Panchi Nadiya PAWAN K JHONKE... Koi Sarhad na Inhe roke...(from Refugee)


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A man is speeding in his Ferrari on the highway.......suddenly
a hare hops up from nowhere, onto the road. unable to dodge it he
runs right o v er it............overcome by concern he stops his car to
inspect the hare..........the hare is dead. being an animal lover ,our
Ferrari driver tries to bring back the hare to life........he
frantically searches the dicky of his car and finds a spray- can
there.......he
sprays the dead animal with it...suddenly the hare springs back to
life........it runs along the road....looks back and waves at the
man....then again runs along some distance ,looks back and waves at
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'HAIR SPRAY. BRINGS LIFE TO DEAD HAIR.INCREASES WAVINESS.'



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A friend gives a barrel full of FEVICOL to his friend on his birthday.
What does this friend who receive the gift sing ???
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Dushman na kare dost ne ye kaam kiya hai
Umra bhar ka gham (gum) hame inaam diya hai........

short stupid jokes

sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss

ka 100 RS laiti hay .. friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 50

0RS laiti hay.

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A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when anoth

er sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj

rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free d

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Munna Bhai > Abay Sirkit,

Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula ke laa,

meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.

Sirkit > par Bhai aap to khud doctor ho.

Munna Bhai > Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada ha

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taxi driver:madam me abtak 10 pregnant ladkiyo ko airport chhod chuka hoon. Girl:

But i am not pregnant.Driver;Abhi tak

airportkaha aaya hai????

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Teacher Kisses Ko Sentence Main

Is Tarah Istamal Karo K Word Kiss Bhi

Na Aaye Aur Meaning Aajae

Student Aaj Subah Subah

Begam Se Buhat Munh Maari Hui

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Santa: Should i buy tickets to my children.

Conductor: Yes only if they are above 8.

Santa: Thank god i have only 6 children

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Santa Ricksey wale se :- Oy Railway Station Jayega.

Reckse wala:- hanji.

Santa:- To jao n yaha kyo khare ho.

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Son : Daddy, aap Egypt kab gaye?

Father : Kabhi nahi! Kyu?

Son : Aapko Mummy kahaam se mili?

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bhikhArI- das paise kA savAl hai, bAbujI das paise kA . .

bAbujI- are CUM-se-CUM merI aukAt dekhakar mANg,

kyA das paise mANg rahA hai.

bhikhArI- bAbujI ek rupaye kA savAl hai.

bAbujI- abe apanI aukAt dekhakar mANg.

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Class me 2 Ladkiya,

1 gori

1 kali.

Kali Gori se:Tu konsi cream lagati he?

Gori:FAIR & LOVELY or tum?

Piche baita SANTA bola

Cherry Blosm.

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Santa Ne Najaiz Ghar Banaya Ksi Ne Mashwara Dia

Ghar K Bahar Aisi Chowking Kardo K Police Samjhe ki Porana Ghar Hai

Santa Ne Dewar Pe Likha

Anarkali Ko Riha Kro

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Chuha-mujse shadi krogi?

Sherni-apni aukat me reh.

Chuha-aukat ki baat mat kar,

confidence dekh.

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Santa Banta ko  Yaar lag raha hai menu bird flue ho gaya

Banta :-> Tenu keda pata

Santa :-> Yaar mera hai na kal se udne ko man kar raha hai.

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Santa throw his mobile in samundar & bola  Aa aa upar aa

His friend ask pani me se upar kaise aayega.

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Doctor patient k peche bhag raha tha.

Ek admi ne pocha kya hua?

Doctor: 4 baar aisa he hua hai sala brain ka operation karwane aata hai aur baal

katwa k chala jata

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Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko chein nahi hai?

SARDAR: Chain hai par khulti nahi hai!!!

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Man: Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti khayi to

roti,normal k liye kya karu,

Dr: PoTTI KHA!!!!

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Doctor: Bachey ko paani

dene se pehle boil kar

lena chahiye

Sardar: Lekin Janab

Boil karne se bacha

marr toh nahi jaye ga!!

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Sardar Bunks office n goes to home.

He saw his wife with his boss.

He comes back running office and says,

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Santa kissed his GF in park

Gf: Plz ye sab shaadi Ke Baad

Santa: Oh Soniye Dont worry Im married

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Santa Cycle Ki Break Hath Me Lekar Nach Raha Tha.

Man-Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?

Santa-Oye! BREAK DANCE

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Tchr: Bachho batao billi

1 saath itne saare bacche kaise paida karti hai?

Kid: Mam agar aap road pe

billi ki tarha ghumo to aap ko pata chal jayega!!

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wif: bus karo rat k 12 baje se kar rahe ho or subah ke 8 ho chuke hai.thake nahi

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husbd: abhi to kuch nahi kiya ab to din rat karuga q k.mere 1000 msg free hai.

Poor Jokes Collection

A boxer’s wife is woken up by some weird noises coming from the living room. She wakes her husband up and tells him: 
“Rocky! Wake up! I think somebody’s in the living room for a private boxing lesson!” 

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“I’d like some vitamins for children, please.” 
“What kind of vitamins? Is it A, B or C?” 
“It doesn’t really matter! They haven’t learned how to read yet!” 

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A newspaper boy keeps shouting on the street: 
“Big scam! Big scam! 12 Victims!” 
A man decides to buy the newspaper and while browsing it he discovers there is nothing inside it about a scam.
The boy keeps shouting even louder now: 
“Big scam! Big scam! 13 victims!” 


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Finding out that the Summer Olympics are closing in and there’s no glory like winning gold medals, Jerry applies to get in the Olympic team of his 
country, promising he’ll bring home 7 gold medals. His application was approved, and in the second day Jerry managed indeed to get the 7 gold medals he wanted. He was apprehended later that day. 

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Two old friends meet: 
“Garry, what’s your job now?” 
“I mimic termites.” 
“How so?” 
“I have to drill holes in the wood for a furniture factory” 

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Deep breaths kill the germs. The question is how to you get them to breathe in deep? 

What is the absolute inconvenient? It is born out of the association between will and diligence. 

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“Doc, I’ve got memory problems” 
“How did you notice that?” 
“ Notice what...?” 

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The teacher asks children at school what are they eating. When she asks Jerry, he answers: 
“Tea” 
“Only tea?”, asks the teacher 
“Yes” 
“Jerry, tomorrow the principle will come to talk with all of you. I want you to tell him you eat meat ok?” 
“ok!” 
The next day came, and the principal asked Jerry the same question. The child answered: 
“Meat!” 
“All day?” 
“Yes!” 
“And how much meat do you eat in one day?” 
“Usually about three cups.” 

most stupid questions and answers

Q: What's the definition of a teenager?
A: God's punishment for enjoying sex.

Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new "Stealth Condom?"
A: "They'll never see you coming."

Q: How is a woman like a road?
A: Both have manholes.

Q: What's the definition of a vagina?
A: The box a penis comes in.

Q: What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
A: Toys for Twats.

Q: What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?
A: S&M&M.

Q: Why do we have orgasms?
A: How else would we know when to stop?

Q: Define Transvestite:
A: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

Q: Mom's have Mother's Day. Fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
A: Palm Sunday.

Q: Why is being in the military like a blow job?
A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

Q: There's no business like Show Business.
A: There's no job like a blow job.

poor jokes questions , a torture of senses part 2

Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised?
A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!

Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

Q: What did One gay sperm say to another?
A: How do we find an egg in all of this crap?

Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?

Q. What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?
A. Bingo!

Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?
A. Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself.

Q: How does every ethnic joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.

Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job?
A: The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blow job.

Q: How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
A: Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!

Q: What did the Indian say to the white woman when she tied his penis in a knot?
A: "How Come?"

poor jokes questions , a torture of senses part 1

Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: Wiped his ass.

Q: How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
A: The cake jumps out of the girl.

Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A: Full.

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: What's the difference between Courtney Love & Eric Lindross?
A: Eric takes a shower after 3 periods

Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A: A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.

Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love?
A: "Honey, I'm home."

Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?
A: They don't want to wear out the camel.

Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

poor jokes questions , a torture of senses

Q: What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A: A stick.

Q: How is a lawyer different from a hooker?
A: There are some things a hooker just won't do.

Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, the sockets go with the house.

Q: What do you call a man with a car on his head?
A: Jack

Q: What's Black and Brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A: A Doberman.

Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn." A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK!

Q: What do you call a lawyer skydiving?
A: A skeet.

Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mother.

Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

most stupid questions and there stupid answers

1.. At the movies:
When you meet acquaintances/friends…

Stupid Question: – Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer: – Don’t u know, I sell tickets in black over here…

2.. In the bus:
A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…

Stupid Question: – Sorry, did that hurt?

Answer: – No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia…..why don’t you try
again.

3.. At a funeral:
One of the teary-eyed people asks…

Stupid Question: – Why, why him, of all people.

Answer: – Why? Would it rather have been you?

4.. At a restaurant:
When you ask the waiter

Stupid Question: – Is the “Butter Paneer Masala” dish good??

Answer: – No, it’s terrible and made of adulterated cement.

At a family get-together:

When some distant aunt meets you after years…

Stupid Question: – Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.

Answer: – Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.

6.. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask…
Stupid Question: – Is the guy you’re marrying well?

Answer: – No, he’s a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout…it’s
just
the money.

7.. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…
Stupid Question: – Sorry. Were you sleeping?

Answer: – No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in

Africa marries or not. You thought I was sleeping….you dumb witted

Moron.

8.. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…
Stupid Question: – Hey have you had a haircut?

Answer: – No, its autumn and I’m shedding……

9.. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Stupid Question: – Tell me if it hurts?

Answer: – No it won’t. It will just bleed.

10.. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…
Stupid Question: – Oh, so you smoke.

Answer: – Gosh, it’s a miracle …………it was a piece of chalk and
now
it’s in flames!!!

funny questions and funny answers

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?   
It was stuck to the leg of a chicken !!!


Q: What gets bigger the more you take away?
A: A hole!


Why did the rooster cross the road?       
To prove he wasn't chicken !!


What gets wet the more you dry? 
 A towel  !!


Why did the chicken cross the road?    
To show the raccoon it could be done !!

What did one volcano say to the other? 
 Do you lava me like I lava you?

Question: What has 4 wheels and flies?
Ans: garbage truck!

Can you answer this ?
 If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

 Why do candle trimmers work so few days a week? 
 They only work on wick-ends!

Why did the chicken cross the road?   
To get to the other side !!!!
Why did the turtle cross the road?                
To get to the Shell Station!!!

(Q) Why do gorillas have big nostrils?


(A) Because they have big fingers

How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed?  
You bump your nose on the ceiling !!

doctor, doctor I keep on lying.
 That's not true!

What did the sea say to the sand? 
 Nothing, it just waved!

How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed?  
Because you need a ladder to get in !!

What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil? 
 Get dressed up, the doctor is taking us out!

Question: What is greater than god?
What is more evil than the devil?
The poor has it,
The rich need it,
if you eat it you will die.
What is it?
Answer: Nothing

Q: What kind of snack do little monkeys have with their milk?
A: Chocolate chimp cookies.
Q: What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?
A: French flies.
Q: What is a little dog's favorite drink?
A: Pupsi-cola.

Q: Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side?
A: He's all-right now!

What kind of keys do kids like to carry?
 Coo-kies!

Q: What do monsters make with cars?
A: Traffic Jam

Q: What do you call the elephant witch doctor?
A: Mumbo Jumbo

Poor jokes extreme torture

Q - In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level of the pond increases. How?


Think...........try it 


Yes you can................


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Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) : Phulwa, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling on the wall when all of a sudden, Phulwa started to sing a song. The moment Phulwa stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri fell down from the wall !!!. WHY ???


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Ek Aur PJ Isse kehte hain.........

Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai.Lecture ke baad use bhookh lagti hai.so he goes to the canteen.canteen mein gattu ek pav leta hai. jaise hi woh pav khane ke liye uthata hai to dekhta hai ki uski plate mein "jannat" likha hai.
To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai ki gattu jiska lecture attend karke aa
raha hai! , us professor ka naam kya hai???

guess

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The answer is :Ishq Ki Chhaon. 

Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon"
"Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi....


Don't scratch ur head, this is a song from the film "Dil Se" - Jinke sar
ko ishq ki chaon paon ke neeche jannat hogi; chaiyya chaiyya song 


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What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?
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Whatz a PJ ?
Obviously "a poor joke"




Whatz a (P + i J)?





- A "complex poor joke" 


Why don't people laugh on a "complex poor joke" ?

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Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?






Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER.......using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette 



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Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win
Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette 


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Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)

"TIP TIP barsa Pani.

Pani ne aag lagayee." 

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A railway station beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer. 
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question?






Answer is ?
"So, which platform are you working on?"
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Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and want to get married, but cannot.Why?







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Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal 

Another list of Poor jokes that will make you scratch your head

Ek aadmi bank se bahar aake ek auto mein chada....autowala usko
us k ghar le gaya aur 100 rs liya. actually, it wouldn't have
costed more than 10 rs. Agle din, subah jab woh aadmi jagaa, he
was not able to see anything.kuch bhi nahin dikh raha tha But then,
raat hote hi, uski aankh theekh ho gayi and he was able to see everything
clearly.
WHY?
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Kyonki autowaale ne us aadmi ko ULLOO bana diya tha!!!



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Ek Gadha ped par chadha to oopar baithe haathi ne poochha:



Haathi: Tu kyun chadha ?



Gadha: Apple khaane



Haathi: Lekin yeh to Mango tree hai !!
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Gadha: Maloom hai, main apple saath laaya hoon!!!

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Champu and Pampu are 2 elephant friends. Champu is in love with

Champi, > > the elephant beauty queen. Champu proposes to Champi and

she
rejects him for some other rich elephant across the river. Champu
is
very sad,

so Pampu consoles Champu and asks him to play see- saw at the
garden.

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song................... guess which one............................

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See- Saw ho ya dil ho.... aakhirrrrrr...toot jaata hai....toot
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The Maratha Regiment was fighting hard on the border against
the enemies....They had to cross the border to capture the enemy
base....but no one was able to cross the border and go across.
fearing death .
Just then Hawaldar Pawan Kumar Jhonke ...got up and crossed the
border.....and nothing happened to him ..why??
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Panchi Nadiya PAWAN K JHONKE... Koi Sarhad na Inhe roke...(from Refugee)


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A man is speeding in his Ferrari on the highway.......suddenly
a hare hops up from nowhere, onto the road. unable to dodge it he
runs right o v er it............overcome by concern he stops his car to
inspect the hare..........the hare is dead. being an animal lover ,our
Ferrari driver tries to bring back the hare to life........he
frantically searches the dicky of his car and finds a spray- can
there.......he
sprays the dead animal with it...suddenly the hare springs back to
life........it runs along the road....looks back and waves at the
man....then again runs along some distance ,looks back and waves at
him.....and then
again runs further,looks back and waves...
the man looks at the can and reads these words...
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'HAIR SPRAY. BRINGS LIFE TO DEAD HAIR.INCREASES WAVINESS.'



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A friend gives a barrel full of FEVICOL to his friend on his birthday.
What does this friend who receive the gift sing ???
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Dushman na kare dost ne ye kaam kiya hai
Umra bhar ka gham (gum) hame inaam diya hai........

PuzzLE Poor joke

A hen and her 3 little chickens were trying to cross a busy highway.
After great efforts they all managed to cross it. One of the little ones yells out happily-"Wow....after so much efforts, all 5 of us managed to cross"....


Qn. Why does the little one say "all 5 of us" ????

Think a little bit ....... Its easy !

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ANS:

ARRE BACHCHE HAIN ...

KUCH BHI BOL DETE HAIN ...
unko ginti kaha aati hai …

A Mathematical complex PJ

 Do you want to hear a complex PJ !

Yes?

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P + iJ



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It's in the imaginary part

Another set of roflmao jokes

Tiger Kills Goat.
Hipopotamus Sees It. Tiger Asks Hipo Not To Tell This In Court.
But Hippo Refuses.
Tiger :- Why So?
Hippo Said, BCOZ HIPS DONT LIE!



whats the name of the girl who is small n has small heart????

asha.......confused?
dil hai chotasa,...chotisi asha!!!!


Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.



Khargosh ke SSC me 75% aur kachue ke 50% marks aaye,
Phir bhi kachue Ka admission college Me ho Gaya.
Kaise?
SPORTS QUOTA..
Bachpan me race nahi jeeti?


US Tourist: Any great man born here?

Santa: No Sir, only babies.


Why does a man with broken heart does not need general knowledge?

=> Coz, jab dil hi tut gaya to jeeke (G.K) kya karega




opposite of real ??


Coconut... coz its na-real


[mumbai pj]
Wht is d Opposite of Jogeshwari?










Jogesh Dnt Wry!! :-)

Nw Tel,
Wht is d Opp. of Churchgate?









Eros Theater!!

More deadly PJs

1) Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married 
After marriage, lots of students gather at their home .... why ???
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because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)








2) Ek nadi thi...... 


uske upar ek pull bana hua tha..... 


pull par bahut saari ladkiyan khadi thi...... 


sab ki sab ek hi ladke ki deewani thi..... 


Guess who was the lucky guy?????? 


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Keep Guessing...... 


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Chalo yaar....the answer is 




































"KISNA" 


Jo hai albela mad naino wala... 


jiski diwani BRIDGE ki har bala..... 


woh kisna hai 


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3) if a CAT crosses ur way , when u are going some where , then what does it mean?????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????? 














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it means that the Cat is also going somewhere 


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4) rahul gandhi --> mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa rahi........................................ 






sonia gandhi --> kyun beta???????????????? 






rahul gandhi --> har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do 






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5) BRUCE LEE was a great man 












But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man... 














why? 














Because he became 






MAMU LEE! 






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6) santa and banta r discussing--------- 


santa----- "if i drink coffee, i ca'nt sleep!!!!" 


Banta----- "with me it's the opposite.if i sleep i can't drink coffee." 






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7) One day Ravan went to a disco.......................... 






aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya.................... 


















kyun??????????????????? 


















kyun?????????????? 






















bcoz it was written on the gate than "entry fee Rs.1500 per head" 






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8) who make Ganesh to Anesh...???? 














ThinK...... 


















Think...... 
























okay.... 






" KAILASH KHER " 










tere naam se " G " loon.... 






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9) Ek din ek aadmi apne naukar ko Priya Gold biscuit laane bolta hai. To 


naukar biscuit laane Pakistan jaata hai. 


Kyon?????? 












Think............ 














Give up?? 
















Coz... 


"Priya Gold biscuit. Haq se maango."