Yamraj asks 3 ladies
-
Kabhi kiss kiya?
1st lady : Shadi se
pehle.
Yamraj : Chal Nark
me.
2nd Lady : Shaadi ke
baad.
Yamraj : Chal Swarg
me.
3rd Lady : Na pehle
na baad me.
Yamraj : Chal kamre
me!!!
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Doctor : Aab tabiyat
kaisi hai?
Santa : Pehle se
jyada kharab hai.
Doctor : Dawai khali
thi?
Santa : Nahi dawai
ki sishi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor : I mean
dawai le li thi?
Santa : Ji aapne di
to meine le li thi.
Doctor : Bewkoof
dawai pee li thi?
Santa : Nahi dawai
to laal thi.
Doctor : Abe gadhe
dawai ko pee liya tha?
Santa : Nahi sir
peelia to mujhe tha!!!
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Sardars Son - Papa jaldi-2 mera
viya kra deo nahi ta main DAADI nal viya kra lavang
a.
Sardar:oye tu meri
MAA nal viya krayenga.!
Son:-kyo tusi meri
MAA nal ni krayea..
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Santa : Meri biwi
mujhe chorr ke chali gayi.
Banta : Tu uska
khyal nahi rakhta hoga.
Santa : Arre yaarSagi
behen ki tarah rakhta tha usko!
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Santa : Preeto chal
honeymoon te chaliye.
Preeto : Mein velli
nahi, main halle
beeji nu le jao.
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English Teacher: One
cute and young girl is walking on the road. Change this into
an punjabi
exclamatory sentence.
Sardar student:- Oye,pataka
!
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SLAM BOOK filled by
Santa.
1.Strength: My wife,
Jeeto.
2.Weakness: Bantas
wife, Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When
Banta is on tour.
4.Threat: When I am
on tour!!!
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Santa : Yaar aaj
mein bus ke peeche peecha daudkar three rupees bacha liye.
Banta : Kya yaar,
tum to bahut murkh ho, agar taxi ke peeche bhagte to 100 rupee
s bachta!
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Air hostess: Aap 1
hours me 4 baar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko chein nahi ha
i?
Santa: Chain hai par khulti nahi
hai!!!
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Wife: Please bike
itni taze na chalao mujhey bahut dar lag raha hai.
Sardar: Agar tumhe
bhi daar lag raha hai to meri tarah ankhein band karlo!!!
