Ek aadmi bank se bahar aake ek auto mein chada....autowala usko us k ghar le gaya aur 100 rs liya. actually, it wouldn't have costed more than 10 rs. Agle din, subah jab woh aadmi jagaa, he was not able to see anything.kuch bhi nahin dikh raha tha But then, raat hote hi, uski aankh theekh ho gayi and he was able to see everything clearly. WHY? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Kyonki autowaale ne us aadmi ko ULLOO bana diya tha!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Ek Gadha ped par chadha to oopar baithe haathi ne poochha: Haathi: Tu kyun chadha ? Gadha: Apple khaane Haathi: Lekin yeh to Mango tree hai !! .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Gadha: Maloom hai, main apple saath laaya hoon!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------- Champu and Pampu are 2 elephant friends. Champu is in love with Champi, > > the elephant beauty queen. Champu proposes to Champi and she rejects him for some other rich elephant across the river. Champu is very sad, so Pampu consoles Champu and asks him to play see- saw at the garden. Suddenly the see- saw breaks... and they burst to a song................... guess which one............................ .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. See- Saw ho ya dil ho.... aakhirrrrrr...toot jaata hai....toot jaata hai...toot jaata hai....!!!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------ The Maratha Regiment was fighting hard on the border against the enemies....They had to cross the border to capture the enemy base....but no one was able to cross the border and go across. fearing death . Just then Hawaldar Pawan Kumar Jhonke ...got up and crossed the border.....and nothing happened to him ..why?? Kyon ki .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Panchi Nadiya PAWAN K JHONKE... Koi Sarhad na Inhe roke...(from Refugee) ================================================================================ ======================================== A man is speeding in his Ferrari on the highway.......suddenly a hare hops up from nowhere, onto the road. unable to dodge it he runs right o v er it............overcome by concern he stops his car to inspect the hare..........the hare is dead. being an animal lover ,our Ferrari driver tries to bring back the hare to life........he frantically searches the dicky of his car and finds a spray- can there.......he sprays the dead animal with it...suddenly the hare springs back to life........it runs along the road....looks back and waves at the man....then again runs along some distance ,looks back and waves at him.....and then again runs further,looks back and waves... the man looks at the can and reads these words... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. 'HAIR SPRAY. BRINGS LIFE TO DEAD HAIR.INCREASES WAVINESS.' ------------------------------------------------------------------------ --- -------------------------- ------------------ A friend gives a barrel full of FEVICOL to his friend on his birthday. What does this friend who receive the gift sing ??? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Dushman na kare dost ne ye kaam kiya hai Umra bhar ka gham (gum) hame inaam diya hai........
Showing posts with label Most pathetic pjs 2012. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Most pathetic pjs 2012. Show all posts
Saturday, June 16, 2012
Dimag Ko Shot Poor Jokes
Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Most pathetic poor jokes of 2012 part 2
Q: Why the kela(banana) is very sad?
A: Because it is a-kela(alone)
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A lady teacher in a primary school:
teacher: Kids, What does a chicken give you?
derp: Eggs
teacher: Good children. What does a fat pig give you?
derp:Becon
teacher: Very Good derp, What doea a fat cow give you?
derp: Homeworks.
A: Because it is a-kela(alone)
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A lady teacher in a primary school:
teacher: Kids, What does a chicken give you?
derp: Eggs
teacher: Good children. What does a fat pig give you?
derp:Becon
teacher: Very Good derp, What doea a fat cow give you?
derp: Homeworks.
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What did the cat say when the girl slipped ?
Meow-Meow....aur kya bolegi
Meow-Meow....aur kya bolegi
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Teacher was explaining a diagram in the class and all the students were looking in the text-book. To catch their attention, she drew the diagram on the board and said "Don't look at book figure, look at my figure"......
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QA Girl asks while showing her index finger, if this is Pankaj then what is this (bending her index finger)?
A Pankaj Udhas.
A Pankaj Udhas.
Q.I walked up to a tramp today and said, "If you answer this question correctly, you will be in with a chance of winning one million pounds. Would you like to try?"
Her eyes lit up, "Yes please!"
I said, "Right then. What is 50p + 50p?"
He screamed, "One Pound!"
So I give her one pound and told her to go buy a lottery ticket.
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Q.Teacher: Right class I want you all to think of a sentence that uses the word 'contagious'. Sarah you have a go.
Sarah: My sister has a cold and I think it's contagious.
Teacher: Good. Now Kate.
Kate: My cousin's laugh is really contagious.
Teacher: Excellent. Billy your turn.
Billy: My Dad was painting the fence on Saturday, and it took the c*nt ages.
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Her eyes lit up, "Yes please!"
I said, "Right then. What is 50p + 50p?"
He screamed, "One Pound!"
So I give her one pound and told her to go buy a lottery ticket.
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Q.Teacher: Right class I want you all to think of a sentence that uses the word 'contagious'. Sarah you have a go.
Sarah: My sister has a cold and I think it's contagious.
Teacher: Good. Now Kate.
Kate: My cousin's laugh is really contagious.
Teacher: Excellent. Billy your turn.
Billy: My Dad was painting the fence on Saturday, and it took the c*nt ages.
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Q.A tortoise went into a police station and said, "Help, I've just been mugged by 3 snails".
The policeman said, "Can you describe them?"
The tortoise said, "No, it all happened so fast!"
The policeman said, "Can you describe them?"
The tortoise said, "No, it all happened so fast!"
Most pathetic poor jokes of 2012
Q.What's a PJ ?
Answer: Obviously "a poor joke"
Question: What's a (P + i J)?
Answer: "complex poor joke"
But why don't people laugh on a "complex poor joke" ?
A. Because the joke part of it is imaginary.
Q.What did one elephant comment when a she-elephant passed by a group of elephants?
A.3600-2400-3600
Q. You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette.
You don't have anything else with you in the boat?
How will you do it?
A.Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette.
Another deadly answer:
Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette
Q. A railway station beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question?
A."So, which platform are you working on?"
Q: What happened to the fireproof, unbreakable, shockproof, waterproof watch?
A: I lost it.
What is height of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.
Answer: Obviously "a poor joke"
Question: What's a (P + i J)?
Answer: "complex poor joke"
But why don't people laugh on a "complex poor joke" ?
A. Because the joke part of it is imaginary.
Q.What did one elephant comment when a she-elephant passed by a group of elephants?
A.3600-2400-3600
Q. You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette.
You don't have anything else with you in the boat?
How will you do it?
A.Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette.
Another deadly answer:
Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette
Q. A railway station beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question?
A."So, which platform are you working on?"
Q: What happened to the fireproof, unbreakable, shockproof, waterproof watch?
A: I lost it.
What is height of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.
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