Ek aadmi bank se bahar aake ek auto mein chada....autowala usko us k ghar le gaya aur 100 rs liya. actually, it wouldn't have costed more than 10 rs. Agle din, subah jab woh aadmi jagaa, he was not able to see anything.kuch bhi nahin dikh raha tha But then, raat hote hi, uski aankh theekh ho gayi and he was able to see everything clearly. WHY? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Kyonki autowaale ne us aadmi ko ULLOO bana diya tha!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Ek Gadha ped par chadha to oopar baithe haathi ne poochha: Haathi: Tu kyun chadha ? Gadha: Apple khaane Haathi: Lekin yeh to Mango tree hai !! .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Gadha: Maloom hai, main apple saath laaya hoon!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------- Champu and Pampu are 2 elephant friends. Champu is in love with Champi, > > the elephant beauty queen. Champu proposes to Champi and she rejects him for some other rich elephant across the river. Champu is very sad, so Pampu consoles Champu and asks him to play see- saw at the garden. Suddenly the see- saw breaks... and they burst to a song................... guess which one............................ .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. See- Saw ho ya dil ho.... aakhirrrrrr...toot jaata hai....toot jaata hai...toot jaata hai....!!!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------ The Maratha Regiment was fighting hard on the border against the enemies....They had to cross the border to capture the enemy base....but no one was able to cross the border and go across. fearing death . Just then Hawaldar Pawan Kumar Jhonke ...got up and crossed the border.....and nothing happened to him ..why?? Kyon ki .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Panchi Nadiya PAWAN K JHONKE... Koi Sarhad na Inhe roke...(from Refugee) ================================================================================ ======================================== A man is speeding in his Ferrari on the highway.......suddenly a hare hops up from nowhere, onto the road. unable to dodge it he runs right o v er it............overcome by concern he stops his car to inspect the hare..........the hare is dead. being an animal lover ,our Ferrari driver tries to bring back the hare to life........he frantically searches the dicky of his car and finds a spray- can there.......he sprays the dead animal with it...suddenly the hare springs back to life........it runs along the road....looks back and waves at the man....then again runs along some distance ,looks back and waves at him.....and then again runs further,looks back and waves... the man looks at the can and reads these words... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. 'HAIR SPRAY. BRINGS LIFE TO DEAD HAIR.INCREASES WAVINESS.' ------------------------------------------------------------------------ --- -------------------------- ------------------ A friend gives a barrel full of FEVICOL to his friend on his birthday. What does this friend who receive the gift sing ??? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Dushman na kare dost ne ye kaam kiya hai Umra bhar ka gham (gum) hame inaam diya hai........
Showing posts with label Most pathetic poor jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Most pathetic poor jokes. Show all posts
Saturday, June 16, 2012
Dimag Ko Shot Poor Jokes
Monday, May 21, 2012
Poor Jokes Collection
A boxer’s wife is woken up by some weird noises coming from the living room. She wakes her husband up and tells him:
“Rocky! Wake up! I think somebody’s in the living room for a private boxing lesson!”
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“I’d like some vitamins for children, please.”
“What kind of vitamins? Is it A, B or C?”
“It doesn’t really matter! They haven’t learned how to read yet!”
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A newspaper boy keeps shouting on the street:
“Big scam! Big scam! 12 Victims!”
A man decides to buy the newspaper and while browsing it he discovers there is nothing inside it about a scam.
The boy keeps shouting even louder now:
“Big scam! Big scam! 13 victims!”
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Finding out that the Summer Olympics are closing in and there’s no glory like winning gold medals, Jerry applies to get in the Olympic team of his
country, promising he’ll bring home 7 gold medals. His application was approved, and in the second day Jerry managed indeed to get the 7 gold medals he wanted. He was apprehended later that day.
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Two old friends meet:
“Garry, what’s your job now?”
“I mimic termites.”
“How so?”
“I have to drill holes in the wood for a furniture factory”
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Deep breaths kill the germs. The question is how to you get them to breathe in deep?
What is the absolute inconvenient? It is born out of the association between will and diligence.
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“Doc, I’ve got memory problems”
“How did you notice that?”
“ Notice what...?”
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The teacher asks children at school what are they eating. When she asks Jerry, he answers:
“Tea”
“Only tea?”, asks the teacher
“Yes”
“Jerry, tomorrow the principle will come to talk with all of you. I want you to tell him you eat meat ok?”
“ok!”
The next day came, and the principal asked Jerry the same question. The child answered:
“Meat!”
“All day?”
“Yes!”
“And how much meat do you eat in one day?”
“Usually about three cups.”
“Rocky! Wake up! I think somebody’s in the living room for a private boxing lesson!”
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“What kind of vitamins? Is it A, B or C?”
“It doesn’t really matter! They haven’t learned how to read yet!”
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“Big scam! Big scam! 12 Victims!”
A man decides to buy the newspaper and while browsing it he discovers there is nothing inside it about a scam.
The boy keeps shouting even louder now:
“Big scam! Big scam! 13 victims!”
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Finding out that the Summer Olympics are closing in and there’s no glory like winning gold medals, Jerry applies to get in the Olympic team of his
country, promising he’ll bring home 7 gold medals. His application was approved, and in the second day Jerry managed indeed to get the 7 gold medals he wanted. He was apprehended later that day.
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“Garry, what’s your job now?”
“I mimic termites.”
“How so?”
“I have to drill holes in the wood for a furniture factory”
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What is the absolute inconvenient? It is born out of the association between will and diligence.
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“Doc, I’ve got memory problems”
“How did you notice that?”
“ Notice what...?”
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The teacher asks children at school what are they eating. When she asks Jerry, he answers:
“Tea”
“Only tea?”, asks the teacher
“Yes”
“Jerry, tomorrow the principle will come to talk with all of you. I want you to tell him you eat meat ok?”
“ok!”
The next day came, and the principal asked Jerry the same question. The child answered:
“Meat!”
“All day?”
“Yes!”
“And how much meat do you eat in one day?”
“Usually about three cups.”
poor jokes questions , a torture of senses part 2
Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised?
A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!
Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Q: What did One gay sperm say to another?
A: How do we find an egg in all of this crap?
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Q. What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?
A. Bingo!
Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?
A. Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself.
Q: How does every ethnic joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.
Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job?
A: The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blow job.
Q: How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
A: Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!
Q: What did the Indian say to the white woman when she tied his penis in a knot?
A: "How Come?"
poor jokes questions , a torture of senses part 1
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: Wiped his ass.
Q: How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
A: The cake jumps out of the girl.
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A: Full.
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: What's the difference between Courtney Love & Eric Lindross?
A: Eric takes a shower after 3 periods
Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A: A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.
Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love?
A: "Honey, I'm home."
Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?
A: They don't want to wear out the camel.
Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
poor jokes questions , a torture of senses
Q: What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A: A stick.
Q: How is a lawyer different from a hooker?
A: There are some things a hooker just won't do.
Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, the sockets go with the house.
Q: What do you call a man with a car on his head?
A: Jack
Q: What's Black and Brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A: A Doberman.
Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn." A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK!
Q: What do you call a lawyer skydiving?
A: A skeet.
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mother.
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
A: A stick.
Q: How is a lawyer different from a hooker?
A: There are some things a hooker just won't do.
Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, the sockets go with the house.
Q: What do you call a man with a car on his head?
A: Jack
Q: What's Black and Brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A: A Doberman.
Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn." A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK!
Q: What do you call a lawyer skydiving?
A: A skeet.
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mother.
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
Poor jokes extreme torture
Q - In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level of the pond increases. How? Think...........try it Yes you can................ No??? Cmon.. Can't answer..........scroll down .. scroll... A - The other 9 fish are crying................. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) : Phulwa, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling on the wall when all of a sudden, Phulwa started to sing a song. The moment Phulwa stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri fell down from the wall !!!. WHY ??? scroll down for answer. . . . . . . . . . - - - - - - - not getting, very simple yaar.. - - - - - coz, they all started clapping !!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Ek Aur PJ Isse kehte hain......... Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai.Lecture ke baad use bhookh lagti hai.so he goes to the canteen.canteen mein gattu ek pav leta hai. jaise hi woh pav khane ke liye uthata hai to dekhta hai ki uski plate mein "jannat" likha hai. To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai ki gattu jiska lecture attend karke aa raha hai! , us professor ka naam kya hai??? guess scroll down for the answer - - - - . The answer is :Ishq Ki Chhaon. Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon" "Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi.... Don't scratch ur head, this is a song from the film "Dil Se" - Jinke sar ko ishq ki chaon paon ke neeche jannat hogi; chaiyya chaiyya song One More What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....? - ...and the Answer is.......... - - - - - - Scroll down. - - - - - -Just One Scroll . - - - - - - - - - - - HASINA ! (Hasi Naa) Whatz a PJ ? Obviously "a poor joke" Whatz a (P + i J)? - A "complex poor joke" Why don't people laugh on a "complex poor joke" ? - scroll down for answer....... - more boss.... Bcoz the joke part of it is imaginary. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it? Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER.......using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette Another deadly answer. scroll down a little Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP) "TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee." us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee". -------------------------------------------------------------------------- A railway station beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question? Answer is ? "So, which platform are you working on?" *****************************-************************* Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and want to get married, but cannot.Why? ;;;;;;;;;;; Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal
Another list of Poor jokes that will make you scratch your head
Ek aadmi bank se bahar aake ek auto mein chada....autowala usko us k ghar le gaya aur 100 rs liya. actually, it wouldn't have costed more than 10 rs. Agle din, subah jab woh aadmi jagaa, he was not able to see anything.kuch bhi nahin dikh raha tha But then, raat hote hi, uski aankh theekh ho gayi and he was able to see everything clearly. WHY? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Kyonki autowaale ne us aadmi ko ULLOO bana diya tha!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Ek Gadha ped par chadha to oopar baithe haathi ne poochha: Haathi: Tu kyun chadha ? Gadha: Apple khaane Haathi: Lekin yeh to Mango tree hai !! .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Gadha: Maloom hai, main apple saath laaya hoon!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------- Champu and Pampu are 2 elephant friends. Champu is in love with Champi, > > the elephant beauty queen. Champu proposes to Champi and she rejects him for some other rich elephant across the river. Champu is very sad, so Pampu consoles Champu and asks him to play see- saw at the garden. Suddenly the see- saw breaks... and they burst to a song................... guess which one............................ .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. See- Saw ho ya dil ho.... aakhirrrrrr...toot jaata hai....toot jaata hai...toot jaata hai....!!!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------ The Maratha Regiment was fighting hard on the border against the enemies....They had to cross the border to capture the enemy base....but no one was able to cross the border and go across. fearing death . Just then Hawaldar Pawan Kumar Jhonke ...got up and crossed the border.....and nothing happened to him ..why?? Kyon ki .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Panchi Nadiya PAWAN K JHONKE... Koi Sarhad na Inhe roke...(from Refugee) ================================================================================ ======================================== A man is speeding in his Ferrari on the highway.......suddenly a hare hops up from nowhere, onto the road. unable to dodge it he runs right o v er it............overcome by concern he stops his car to inspect the hare..........the hare is dead. being an animal lover ,our Ferrari driver tries to bring back the hare to life........he frantically searches the dicky of his car and finds a spray- can there.......he sprays the dead animal with it...suddenly the hare springs back to life........it runs along the road....looks back and waves at the man....then again runs along some distance ,looks back and waves at him.....and then again runs further,looks back and waves... the man looks at the can and reads these words... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. 'HAIR SPRAY. BRINGS LIFE TO DEAD HAIR.INCREASES WAVINESS.' ------------------------------------------------------------------------ --- -------------------------- ------------------ A friend gives a barrel full of FEVICOL to his friend on his birthday. What does this friend who receive the gift sing ??? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Dushman na kare dost ne ye kaam kiya hai Umra bhar ka gham (gum) hame inaam diya hai........
Thursday, May 17, 2012
PuzzLE Poor joke
A hen and her 3 little chickens were trying to cross a busy highway.
After great efforts they all managed to cross it. One of the little ones yells out happily-"Wow....after so much efforts, all 5 of us managed to cross"....
Qn. Why does the little one say "all 5 of us" ????
Think a little bit ....... Its easy !
SCROLL DOWN FOR THE ANS........
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ANS:
ARRE BACHCHE HAIN ...
KUCH BHI BOL DETE HAIN ...
unko ginti kaha aati hai …
A Mathematical complex PJ
Do you want to hear a complex PJ !
Yes?
here it goes…
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P + iJ
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It's in the imaginary part
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here it goes…
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P + iJ
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It's in the imaginary part
Another set of roflmao jokes
Tiger Kills Goat.
Hipopotamus Sees It. Tiger Asks Hipo Not To Tell This In Court.
But Hippo Refuses.
Tiger :- Why So?
Hippo Said, BCOZ HIPS DONT LIE!
whats the name of the girl who is small n has small heart????
asha.......confused?
dil hai chotasa,...chotisi asha!!!!
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.
Khargosh ke SSC me 75% aur kachue ke 50% marks aaye,
Phir bhi kachue Ka admission college Me ho Gaya.
Kaise?
SPORTS QUOTA..
Bachpan me race nahi jeeti?
US Tourist: Any great man born here?
Santa: No Sir, only babies.
Why does a man with broken heart does not need general knowledge?
=> Coz, jab dil hi tut gaya to jeeke (G.K) kya karega
opposite of real ??
Coconut... coz its na-real
[mumbai pj]
Wht is d Opposite of Jogeshwari?
Jogesh Dnt Wry!! :-)
Nw Tel,
Wht is d Opp. of Churchgate?
Eros Theater!!
More deadly PJs
After marriage, lots of students gather at their home .... why ???
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because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)
2) Ek nadi thi......
uske upar ek pull bana hua tha.....
pull par bahut saari ladkiyan khadi thi......
sab ki sab ek hi ladke ki deewani thi.....
Guess who was the lucky guy??????
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Keep Guessing......
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Chalo yaar....the answer is
"KISNA"
Jo hai albela mad naino wala...
jiski diwani BRIDGE ki har bala.....
woh kisna hai
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3) if a CAT crosses ur way , when u are going some where , then what does it mean?????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????
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it means that the Cat is also going somewhere
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4) rahul gandhi --> mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa rahi........................................
sonia gandhi --> kyun beta????????????????
rahul gandhi --> har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do
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5) BRUCE LEE was a great man
But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man...
why?
Because he became
MAMU LEE!
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6) santa and banta r discussing---------
santa----- "if i drink coffee, i ca'nt sleep!!!!"
Banta----- "with me it's the opposite.if i sleep i can't drink coffee."
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7) One day Ravan went to a disco..........................
aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya....................
kyun???????????????????
kyun??????????????
bcoz it was written on the gate than "entry fee Rs.1500 per head"
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8) who make Ganesh to Anesh...????
ThinK......
Think......
okay....
" KAILASH KHER "
tere naam se " G " loon....
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9) Ek din ek aadmi apne naukar ko Priya Gold biscuit laane bolta hai. To
naukar biscuit laane Pakistan jaata hai.
Kyon??????
Think............
Give up??
Coz...
"Priya Gold biscuit. Haq se maango."
List of Deadly PJs (Poor Jokes) part 6 Find the Meaning
Colourful
What is the meaning of the following?
ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbbaaabababbbbaaababababbbababbababababababaaaab....
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Ans. Long Time No 'C' (See)
List of Deadly PJs (Poor Jokes) part 5 Branch Manager
Branch Manager
Chote Oye Paplu…idhar aana…
Bade Abe paplu tu tera baap…
Chote Acha chal ek baat sun…
Bade Nahi suna hain…pele sorry bol…
Chote Acha sorry ab suna…
Bade Kya hain bol…
Chote Ek admi apni family ke saath ja raha tha…usko ek phone ata hain…aur wo achanak jhad pe jaake baith jata hain…Kyun..?
Bade Jhad pe jaake baith jata hain…Kya pata…?
Chote Jara soch…kyun?
Bade
Nahi pata…yaar tu hi bata…?
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Chote Usko company waley branch Manager bana detey hain…
Bade Bakwas Bandkar.
List of Deadly PJs (Poor Jokes) part 4 Churchgate
Churchgate
Chote Kya haal hain…
Bade Pehele acha tha ab bura hain…
Chote Kya baat kar raha hain…sach main…
Bade Bhounk…
Chote Acha tujhe wo Naag-punchme kaa opposite pata hain…
Bade Bohot purana joke hain…Naag-don’t punchme…
Chote Hhhmmm…kaafi smart ho gaya hain…chal Churchgate ka opposite bata chal..
Bade Churchgate kaa…churchgate kaa koi opposite nahi hain
Chote Churchgate kaa opposite nahi hain…?
Bade No…
Chote Sochley
Bade
Nahi hain…
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Chote Eros theater hain…
Bade Bakwas Bandkar…
List of Deadly PJs (Poor Jokes) part 3 G.K.
G.K.
Chote Chotey ye le badam khaa…
Bade Badam kyun… kya hua tujhe achanak…
Chote Lena isse general knowledge badta hain…
Bade acha…thnkx
Chote Acha tujhe pata hain…
Bade Please yaar…
Chote Aree sunto….
Bade Hhhhmmmm…
Chote Ek admi hain uska dil toot gaya hain…ab usko G.K ki zarurat nahi hain kyun…
Bade
Kya baat kar raha hain…kyun?
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Chote Tune wo gana nahi sona….”jab dil hi toth gaya hum G.K kya karengey”
Bade Bakwas Bandkar.
List of Deadly PJs (Poor Jokes) part 2 Prime Minister
Prime Minister
Chote Abe tu kal kya kar raha hain…
Bade Kal main busy hoon
Chote Kyun kahin jaa raha hain kya?
Bade Haan kal subah P.M. ke saath meeting hain..
Chote P.M. ke sath?
Bade Haan
Chote Subah subah?
Bade Haan kyun?
Chote Subah mil hi nahi sakye who.
Bade
Kyun?
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Chote Abe woh P.M. hain shaam ko miley ge… A.M. hota to subah milta na..
Bade Bakwas Band kar..
List of Deadly PJs (Poor Jokes) part 1 soup
Soup
Chote Haan bhae Bade.. yeh le tera soup
Bade Abey yeh koi soup hai??
Chote Kiyun kya hua?
Bade Kitna ganda soup hai yeh.
Chote Kya hua iss mei?
Bade Abey iss mei makhi doob rahi hai.
Chote Makhi doob rahi hai to mein kya karoon?
Bade
Abey tu nahi karega to aur kaun karega?
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Chote Abey ab mein soup banaon.. ya makhi ko swimming sikhaon? tu bata..
Bade Bakwaas Band Karrrrr
List of Deadly PJs (Poor Jokes)
Mobile Kharab
Chote Abey sunn na
Bade Abey jaa na
Chote Please sun na yaar
Bade Please jaa na yaar
Chote Acha dentist ke paas chal raha hai?
Bade Dentist ke paas? Kiyun tere daant mei germs hogaye hain kya?
Chote Nahi yaar, mera mobile phone kharaab hogaya hai.
Bade Abey kya faaltu baat kar raha hai yaar tu.
Chote Kya hua !
Bade Mobile kharab hota hai to koi dentist ka paas jaata hai kya?
Chote Kiyunnn?
Bade
Abey, tera mobile kharab hogaya to mobile repair shop per ja.. dentist kya karega iss mei?
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Chote Abey mere mobile ka "BLUE TOOTH" kharaab hogaya hai yaar ... HAHAHAHA
Bade Bakwaaas Band Karrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Insanely deadly poor jokes
i’ll write a book an pjs and dedicate it to whom? our president….why
scroll down for answer
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coz he is mr. a.P.J.abdul kalam
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what is the vector form of sridevi???? JJJJ
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(u must have studied vector algebra to know its answer)
ANS : – TABU!!!!
confused???? why????
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. sridevi did chandni and tabu did chandni bar!!!!!
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What would Dharmendra say to Hema Malini if he wants to tell her to
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Ring De Basanti
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A dentist was examining a patient having a highly contageous deadly
disease….
As soon he opens the patients mouth the disease gets transferred to the
doctor… how??
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…Because the patient had a bluetooth!!
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three cockroaches were going on the road, suddenly one of them started
singing the song — AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE.
Few mins later, all the three cockroaches died……any idea why?????
COZ the song is HIT…
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Once in MIT, there was an Indian student. He was very briliant, and his General Knowledge (GK) was excellent. He won every Quiz in the institute .... Once he fell in love with a Phirang i girl... He proposed the girl, but She straight way rejected him ... calling him Bloody Desi... So after this, his GK fell drastically, and he stopped taking part in Quiz and all..... Now, u tell me the reason ... WHY ??? . . . . . . . . . becoz, Jab Dil hee toot gaya.... toh GK kya karenge ...
Ultimate Bheja Fry Poor joke
I’ll not be responsible for your state of mind after reading this PJ. So
read at your on risk.
Question : What is the opposite of Achaar…
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No, nooo.. its not Vichaar
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Socho Socho
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Chalo hum batate hain…
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Opposite of Achaar is Onion
Par Kaisse????
Aise :: Achaar = Pickle = pee-kal
Opposite of Pee-kal is Pee-aaj = peeaaaj == Onion….Hence proved!!!!
I know what is going in your head now..Wanna kill me ???????????
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