Another set of pathetic jokes

AGAR TUM 90 TIMES PAAP KAROGE TOH 45 TIMES PAKDE JAOOGE

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WHY??????????? ...


CAUSE ... ... ...



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 SIN 90 = COT 45
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 You r alone in a boat in the middle of a vast sea and you hav 2 cigars..but no lighter..

how r u goin to smoke a cigar??

Method no.1..dip one of dem in the water..so water's gonna drip 4m it..now.. tip tip barsa paani..pani ne aag lagai.....

ther's anothr way.....

think...

Method no.2 ...

throw one of 'em in the waer..so the boat will bcom LIGHTER.. now use the LIGHTER !!!

Method no.3 .....

throw one cigar in air and catch it,,so..CATCHES WIN MATCHES... use the Matches!!

Pathetically Tata Nano PJs

Before Tata Nano was launched,

there was a person who owned it !!!

Can you name him ?????
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Answer is Vivek Oberoi.
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Pls don’t kill me after knowing the reason
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Because he is Kisna !!!
Wo Hai Albela ...
Mad NANO wala !!!
Wo Kisna hai !!!!