most stupid questions and answers

Q: What's the definition of a teenager?
A: God's punishment for enjoying sex.

Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new "Stealth Condom?"
A: "They'll never see you coming."

Q: How is a woman like a road?
A: Both have manholes.

Q: What's the definition of a vagina?
A: The box a penis comes in.

Q: What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
A: Toys for Twats.

Q: What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?
A: S&M&M.

Q: Why do we have orgasms?
A: How else would we know when to stop?

Q: Define Transvestite:
A: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

Q: Mom's have Mother's Day. Fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
A: Palm Sunday.

Q: Why is being in the military like a blow job?
A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

Q: There's no business like Show Business.
A: There's no job like a blow job.

poor jokes questions , a torture of senses part 2

Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised?
A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!

Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

Q: What did One gay sperm say to another?
A: How do we find an egg in all of this crap?

Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?

Q. What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?
A. Bingo!

Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?
A. Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself.

Q: How does every ethnic joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.

Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job?
A: The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blow job.

Q: How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
A: Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!

Q: What did the Indian say to the white woman when she tied his penis in a knot?
A: "How Come?"

poor jokes questions , a torture of senses part 1

Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: Wiped his ass.

Q: How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
A: The cake jumps out of the girl.

Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A: Full.

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: What's the difference between Courtney Love & Eric Lindross?
A: Eric takes a shower after 3 periods

Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A: A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.

Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love?
A: "Honey, I'm home."

Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?
A: They don't want to wear out the camel.

Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

poor jokes questions , a torture of senses

Q: What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A: A stick.

Q: How is a lawyer different from a hooker?
A: There are some things a hooker just won't do.

Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, the sockets go with the house.

Q: What do you call a man with a car on his head?
A: Jack

Q: What's Black and Brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A: A Doberman.

Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn." A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK!

Q: What do you call a lawyer skydiving?
A: A skeet.

Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mother.

Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.