Santa banta hindi jokes

Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,

Ladke bhi unke saath the

Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya:

HUMARI MAANGE

Pichhe se awaaz aayi:

SINDUR SE BHARO

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Teacher : Santa and Banta!why you reached school late today?

Santa : Madam, I lost a one rupee coin and I was searching for it.

Teacher : Banta, what about you?

Banta : Madam. .., I was not able to move .because I was hiding that coin under m

y feet.

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Teacher : Santa! Make a sentence using Neither-Nor.

Santa : When girls wear tight fitting dresses, NEiTHER are they

comfortable, NOR are we!

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Teacher : Santa ye batao tense kitne tarah ke hote hai?

Santa : Teen maidam.

Teacher : Teeno ke ek-ek example batao.

Santa : Madam, meine kal aapki beti ko dekha tha. Aaj mein ussey pyar karta hu a

ur kal mein ussey bhaga kar le jaunga.

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Santa ek black aur ek white shocks pehenkar school aata hai.

Madam : Ghar jao aur moje badalkar aao.

Santa : Koi fayda nahi, waha bhi ek black aur ek white moja hi rakha hai.

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Ek baar Santa ka Gadha lapata ho jata hai

Wo mandir me jakar bhagwan ki murti k samne der tak prarthana karta hai.

Yeh dekhkar Banta ussey puchta hai, Santa kya tum bhagwan se ye prarthana kar rah

e ho

ki tumhara gadha tumhe mil jaye?.

Santa : nahi yaar, mein to bhagwan ka sukriya ada kar raha tha ki unke

kripa se mein gadhe par sawar nahi tha, nahi to mein bhi lapata ho jata!

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what is the cube of 13?

Its : SUROOR

wandaring how?

thats bcoz.

TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR

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who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?

.sita with ravan

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wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?

Ans: Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya

Sardarji Jokes, santa-banta jokes, Sardarji joke, Sardar Jokes

Sardar to doctor: Jab mein sota hu to mere sapne me monkeys football khelte hai.

Dr: Koi baat nahi ye medicine sone se pehle kha lena.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga, aaj to final hai!!!

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A sardar had a baby after 3 months of marriage. He suspected

and asked to his wife, Ye 3 month me hi baccha kaise hua?

Wife Replied : Tumhari shaadi ko kitne din hue?

Sardar : Three months

Wife : Aur meri shaadi ko?

Sardar : 3 months.

Wife : Aur bacha kitne month ke baad?

Sardar : 3 months.

Wife : Total kitne months hue?

Sardar : Oye 9 months & start dancing Balle Balle!!!!

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Ek sarder ne air-hostess se kaha, Aapki shakal meri biwi

se bahut milti hai.

Air-hostess ne ye sunte hi zordaar thappad uske muh pe mara

Sardar foran bola : Aadat bhi bahut milti hai

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Ek din Santa jungle se gujar raha tha

Chudail ne use roka aur kaha : Ho ho ho Ha ha haMein Chudail hu.

Sardar : Menu pata haikyunki teri ek behen meri biwi hai!

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Ek chor Sardar jee k mobile ko lekar bhag raha tha.

Sardar hasne laga

Banta : Wo tumhare mobile ko lekar bhag raha hai aur tum hans rahe ho.

Sardar : Bhagne do, charger to mere paas hai!

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Sardar ke radio me kuch problem ho gayi to aur kharab ho gaya

Usne radio khol kar dekha to ek mara hua chuha mila

Ye dekh kar sardar gussa ho gaya aur bola : Ye chalega kaise?

Sala singer hi mara pada hai

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what is the extreme limit of stupidity? Two Sardars sitting on a Rikshaw.,

and.,

fighting for a corner seat.

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A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar

replies :Oye ! No ideaIm new to this city..