most stupid questions and answers

Q: What's the definition of a teenager?
A: God's punishment for enjoying sex.

Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new "Stealth Condom?"
A: "They'll never see you coming."

Q: How is a woman like a road?
A: Both have manholes.

Q: What's the definition of a vagina?
A: The box a penis comes in.

Q: What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
A: Toys for Twats.

Q: What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?
A: S&M&M.

Q: Why do we have orgasms?
A: How else would we know when to stop?

Q: Define Transvestite:
A: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

Q: Mom's have Mother's Day. Fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
A: Palm Sunday.

Q: Why is being in the military like a blow job?
A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

Q: There's no business like Show Business.
A: There's no job like a blow job.

poor jokes questions , a torture of senses

Q: What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A: A stick.

Q: How is a lawyer different from a hooker?
A: There are some things a hooker just won't do.

Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, the sockets go with the house.

Q: What do you call a man with a car on his head?
A: Jack

Q: What's Black and Brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A: A Doberman.

Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn." A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK!

Q: What do you call a lawyer skydiving?
A: A skeet.

Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mother.

Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.