The CID team reaches a restaurant

ACP(ungliyaan yahaan bhi ghoom rahi hain): Yeh restaurant hai toh yahaan khaana bhi zaroor milta hoga. Abhijeet, PATA LAGAO yahaan milta kya-kya hai.

Abhijeet: Khud pata laga le.

Daya(sabse pehle bol pada): 10 aloo ke paranthe makhan maar ke.

Abhijeet: Hainnn ? Myyyy Goddd !!

Daya: Saale yeh sab khaaunga nahi toh Darwaza kya tera baap todega.

Salunkhe: Main toh kissi bhi chemical ke saath 4 roti kha lunga. Haan khoon ki chatni bhi le aana.

ACP: Ohhhh ! Kuch toh gadbad hai.. Aaj Salunkhe Acid ke saath roti nahi kha raha.

Abhijeet: Aaj Suraag dhoondhte hue maine laash ki jeb mein padha laddoo kha liya tha. Mera pet toh full hai.

Fredricks: Sir, main kuch nahi lunga. Aaj biwi ke liye karwa chauth vrat rakha hai.

ACP(ungliyaan zor zor se hilti hui): Mere liye toh bas ek laash le aao.

KISSA GHANE JUNGLE KA

Abhijeet: Hain ?? Myyyy Goddd !! Yahan toh door door tak Darwaza hi nahin hai.

ACP(ungliyaan hilaate hue, eyebrows raised): Ohhhhh !!! Kuch toh gadbad hai... Khooni bada chalaak hai. Usne Jungle mein laash faenk di taaki Daya ko Darwaza naa mile.

Daya(like a sad puppy): Mujhe Darwaza chahiye, Darwaza ! :(

Abhijeet(just cant control saying "Hain"): Hain ?? Darwaza chahiye ? Ab tere liye Forrest mein bhi Darwaza lagayoon kya.

Salunkhe: Forensic lab aur Koogle.com ke bina case kaise solve hoga ?

Fredricks: Mujhe darr lag raha hai yahaan. Mujhe apni biwi ke paas jaana hai.
Listening to all this ACP comes in a state of shock and starts shaking his fingers like crazy.

Seeing this everyone asks ACP as to what has happened to him and why the fuck doesn't he stop shaking his fingers.

To this the ACP replies: Arrey case gaya bhaad mein. Daya, Gaadi nikaalo. Abhijeet poore sheher ke har doctor ke paas jao aur PATA LAGAO ki yeh saali meri ungliyon ka ilaaj kahan milega.

Dekh kya rahe ho Daya , Darwaza tod do !

CID team reaches a room where a dead body is supposed to be found.

ACP: Dekh kya rahe ho Daya, baar baar bolna padega kya..- Darwaza tod do !

Daya - Sir, main toh crime site pe pahunchte hi darwaza dhoondhta hoon. lekin iss kamre mein toh darwaza hi nahin hai.

Abhijeet: hain ? lagta hai khooni bahut chalaak hai. usse pata tha Daya darwaza todne zaroor aayega. usne bina darwaza ke kamre mein hee laash faenk di.

Fredricks: Sir, ab kya karen ?

ACP: Wapas chalo. iss kamre mein darwaza nahin hai. yeh case humse solve nahi hoga..